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Top 5 things imma do when rich:
1. Switch up on day 1s
2. Let the money change me
3. Cut off all my family
4. Marry a gold digger
5. Forget where I came from
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I have announced the following tariffs:
Wife: 50%
Kid 1: 30%
Kid 2: 25%
Mother-in-law: 100%
Dog: 0%
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Replying to @jrnpdx
Oh, I didn't want a productive conversation. Sorry off I implied that.
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Me as soon as I make enough money to go from the 10% tax bracket to the 12% tax bracket
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adulthood is saying “after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
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Adrien Broner posting a message exchange on Instagram today after being asked for $2,000…
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Replying to @hirenp92 @veritasvenator7
Whatever it is or whatever it’s doing I guarantee it’s not defying the laws of physics.
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hi @uefa I was next to the West Ham fan that threw a coin a Biraghi's head, his name is James Corden






























