a man with a fork in a world full of soup
Belfast, Northern Ireland
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Clock Lisandro Martinez out partying at the 25 second mark wearing a beanie hat and shades
No wonder Man United are in a relegation battle
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To suggest 20 years ago that AC Milan would start a game second favourites against Bournemouth and lose it 3-0 would have been absurd to the point of comical. There is no bigger evidence of how football has transformed than this astonishing scoreline.
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Jamie Carragher's brilliant speech about his mate Thierry Henry at the Legends of Football charity event. 👏😂
Wait for Micah Richards catching strays at the end as well. 🤣
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📅 On this day, 14 years ago, Martin Jiránek unleashed the 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗 of all 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗s. 🇨🇿🚀
Imagine shooting from there.
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Pelo amor de Deus
aos 97’ com o jogo empatado e o cara me faz isso
Tem que ter culhão
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In case you didn't follow football⚽️ today:
>🏴Man City were found guilty on 114 of the 115 Premier League charges
>🇪🇸Atletico Madrid Women captain Lola Gallardo announced she's joining OnlyFans
>🇦🇷Icardi got banned from driving in Argentina until 2099
>🏴Man Utd cut 322 jobs, almost 30% of their entire workforce
>🇲🇦Morocco passed Brazil for 5th in the live FIFA rankings after the draw
>🌎The Premier League, Bundesliga, LaLiga & Serie A called FIFA "not fit for purpose" & are demanding fundamental reform
>🇨🇭Embolo got dropped from Switzerland's squad after admitting to using fake Covid test certificates; Xhaka was already out for the same thing
>🇫🇷Mbappe scored vs Turkey then went off injured 5 minutes later in Zidane's first game as France manager
-France won 1-0, Turkey's GK got sent off in the 87th
>🇨🇼🇨🇷Curaçao came back from 3-0 down to beat Costa Rica 4-3
-their TV commentary was unreal (vid in replies)
-(this happened last night but i missed it)
>🇦🇺Australia 1-1 🇧🇷Brazil:
-Irankunda put Australia up with a FK in the 68th
-Rayan headed in a 95th min equalizer off a Raphinha assist (Brazil's new #10 after Neymar's retirement)
>🇮🇹Italy 0-2 🇧🇪Belgium:
-Mancini's return as Italy manager
-Mark van Bommel wins his debut as Belgium boss
-Donnarumma & Lukaku got into it a little at the end of the match
>🇸🇪Sweden 2-1 🇷🇴Romania:
-Isak & Gyökeres both scored in the 1st half (Isak's was filthy, vid in replies)
>🇪🇺Rest of the Nations League
-🇬🇪Georgia 0-1 🇬🇧Northern Ireland (Shea Charles winner in the 99th min)
-🇵🇱Poland 0-0 🇧🇦Bosnia
-🇭🇺Hungary 0-1 🇺🇦Ukraine
>🌍AFCON qualifying
-🇲🇦Morocco 2-0 🇬🇦Gabon
-🇳🇬Nigeria 2-1 🇲🇬Madagascar
-🇲🇿Mozambique 1-1 🇸🇳Senegal
-🇪🇬Egypt 0-0 🇦🇴Angola
-🇲🇱Mali 3-1 🇨🇻Cape Verde
>🇫🇷Zidane has banned haircuts at Clairefontaine; hairdressers won't be allowed in once France camp starts
>🏴Tuchel said it's "hard to argue" with some of the Cole Palmer accusations; people are questioning his need for load management
>🇹🇷Jerome Boateng agreed to become Trabzonspor's new assistant coach
>🇪🇸Deco said Barça have no interest in JJ Gabriel; Real Madrid, Bayern & PSG are all reportedly keen
-He also said Barça looked at a Lautaro deal this summer but Inter wouldn't negotiate
>Let me know what I missed
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This goal from Mo Salah completed his hat-trick for Trabzonspor in a 4-0 thrashing of Galatasaray on Saturday.
The Egyptian King has still got it, folks! 👑
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