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James Storrie

@JamesStozza

Is that cynicism I detect? Or my lyricism I detest?

 Bridlington, England
Joined February 2011
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Pre 2000's vs 2026
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🚨 GOALKEEPER GOAL 🚨 BARROW KEEPER BEN WINTERBOTTOM FROM WAY INTO HIS OWN HALF 🤯🤯🤯
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Bradford City are a surprise target for a Thai-based group who are thinking of a takeover bid. [@reluctantnicko] #BCAFC
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#bcafc
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Line of Duty@Line_of_dutyNov 12
First look at Series 7 now live #LineofDuty7 1/3
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KORBI 🐦‍⬛@NoiBoobSweatNov 10
The fucking audacity to still leave the disc holder in there
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Lmao
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jon@jonnycozzaNov 11
An apartment with a decent view #bcafc
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Noah 🔶@st_noah_of_arcNov 10
The thing about Greggs is that it's mediocre but it's consistently mediocre. No matter where you are in the country you're never far away from being able to buy a 6/10 sausage roll, and I think that's beautiful.
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@Alex_Fairfax06Nov 9
Greggs is actually awful and incredibly bland but everyone just pretends it’s great because it’s quintessentially English. It isn’t great. It’s pretty rubbish. Dogfood wrapped in stale pastry.
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Josh Seward@josh_sewardNov 10
Not sure what @YorkshireWater’s procedure is for repairing a manhole, but I’m struggling to see where the knee slide fits into it 😂😂
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Westside Cowboy supremacy.
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Nick Powell could be my all time favourite footballer
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Sambo@2srewobmasNov 10
Fuck me is every game against Croatia? Just fold international football
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@itvfootballNov 9
🆚 England v Croatia 🗓️ Thursday ⏰ 7pm 📺 ITV1 📍 Wembley
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Wimborne Town legend and manager Tim Sills takes his side’s Second Round opponent in his stride 😤 Watch the full FA Cup Second Round Draw on Stan Sport 📲 app.stan.com.au/programs/855… ↳ Emirates FA Cup. Live & Exclusive on Stan Sport. #StanSportAU #FACup

Wimborne Town manager Tim Sills & his Second Round opponent 😤

Watch Emirates FA Cup. Live & Exclusive on Stan Sport.

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@implausibleblogNov 9
Andy Burnham tells Channel 4 News, "More money was found for the NHS.. £40 million from the GP contract to keep people supported at home rather than in hospital" Hang on @andyburnham I really hope you're not suggesting that the £40 million you took out of the GP budget for the NHS, is the 'more money for the NHS'
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@TheCinestheticNov 9
The original POKÉMON theme had millions of kids ready to leave home, travel across the world and become the very best. Jason Paige sang like winning the Pokémon League was a matter of life and death. An all-time childhood anthem. ⚡️
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@TheCinestheticNov 9
Which TV show has an intro so good you never skip it, no matter how many times you’ve watched it?
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Bond Archives
@BondArchivesNov 9
‘Skyfall’ was released 14 years ago today.
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@LewisCoombesNov 9
What a moment for @WimborneTownFC captured live on @BBCSouthNews Through to @EmiratesFACup 2nd Rnd for the first time in their history and now they’ll welcome Bradford City! #FACup #BBCFACup @BBCSport #UpTheMagpies
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We will travel to Wimborne Town in the second round of the Emirates FA Cup. 🏆 Ties are to be played around the weekend of December 5. 📅 Full ticketing and fixture details will be communicated to supporters in due course. 🎟️ Full details ➡️ bradfordcityafc.com/news/202… #BCAFC
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC@wrb91Nov 8
Kirk from Coronation Street has screen tested for the role of James Bond (via @THR)
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Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 9
🚨 NEW: The launch of GTA 6 is set to cost British businesses over £12m as 83,000 days off are booked for "GTA related reasons"
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