James Levine

Attorney: And unfortunately, Mr. _____ died in 2017 so we can’t ask him about it, isn’t that right? Witness: Well, I wouldn’t say it was unfortunate. STONE COLD

Fun fact: the American Fats and Oils Association has it own arbitration rules.

Changing a race to “leans democratic” is NOT a projection.

FNIA (for Football Night in America) is a bad use of initialism

Also, watch my new show on Fox News, premiering Wednesday, November 4

14 y/o: Your firm launders money through you to buy alcohol. Me: How exactly? 14 y/o: The firm pays you money and then mom buys wine with it. So it’s the firm buying mom wine but not directly. She understands our household financial dynamics.

Grew up in Delaware and we called it mischief night

How are there so many mound problems in this series at the Trop? It’s an indoor stadium….

It’s amazing how quickly a deal can happen when the parties are properly motivated.

Another lawyer signed off an email with “Have a great weekend when it comes.” It hits hard and I’m totally stealing it.

Sending a calendar invite without a reminder is an act of war

A development officer from one of my schools cold emailed today and asked for a 30-minute Zoom. So you want a decent sized otherwise-billable chunk of my day AND money? C’mon man!

They both lost the same bet

Overheard 14 y/o singing Death Cab for Cutie. Very proud.

The phrase “I’ve been a little slow lately” is the lawyer equivalent of Beetlejuice. Say it three times and a mountain of work will appear in your inbox.

A time traveler from 1994 might find this the most unbelievable part of our timeline

Even if it’s an accurate abbreviation, don’t define a term as the “STD Parties.” Follow me for more tips.

What kind of jackass agreed to me having filings and service deadlines in nine cases on the same day (a Friday no less)? Oh wait…

If you have to decide AGAIN, isn’t it more than a second chance?

Barf yahoo.com/sports/articles/es…