@JamesHCarson

Yes, I yelled at that cloud. It deserved it.

 Macon, GA
Joined February 2010
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Replying to @bgroothuis
Please, please, please! Block @X from all of Europe. I'll get the popcorn. The guillotines will make a comeback, if only symbolically.
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Replying to @CFBMarbleGame
Thanks, Kevin! I've verified Kevin's marble count, and despite a couple of issues he and I are working through, his numbers are spot-on. The only difference that could matter is I assign UGA six more marbles. It's still early--Week 4 results are only a bit more meaningful than Week 3. I don't think our Commissioner even pays attention until the CFP rankings come out. Until he does, check out #DavesCarIDService, his real passion. You'll be glad you did. In the meantime, everyone should consider cfpmarblegame.com the official tally in the #CFBMarbleGame. Let's all thank Kevin Smith (@CFBMarbleGame) and Bill Radjewski (@CFB_Data) for their efforts. These guys are serious developers with a nerdy passion for college football. I'm a guy with a spreadsheet, green eye shade, attitude problem, and too much time on my hands. @iowahawkblog @NateEMiller
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Deficits are running around 7% of GDP and debt is 120+% of GDP. There’s no money to return to anyone.
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYang25 Nov 2024
If DOGE were to return any money saved to the American people a la UBI it would immediately become the most popular thing anyone has ever done.
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She saw it coming. Orwell too. – at Iowa, USA
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Labor Day Sale: $4 per month. This offer won't last.

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just spitballing here, but perhaps we wouldn't have so much rampant COVID kookery had our benevolent credentialed minders not burned their own credibility on a pyre of mutually contradictory Calvinball guidelines and pulled-from-the-ass pseudoscience.
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God Bless America. #Indy500
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I could go on. #Gender #Conservative #WeveGotACountryToSave
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2019 Update: If America is a systemically racist, sexist country infected by #patriarchy and white/male privilege we're not doing a very job of it...... @CHSommers @sullydish @shikhadalmia @benshapiro @ivanastradner @AdamKissel @DanProftShow @JonahDispatch @Smith_Surge
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Robert McNees@mcnees13 Aug 2020
Somehow I’ve lucked out and have an 8yo who thinks secretly reading under the covers past her bedtime is an act of rebellion, and it hasn’t yet occurred to her that her flashlights never seem to run out of batteries.
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No police academy has ever trained a bad person to be a good person.
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Razor
@hale_razor6 Apr 2020
Nothing should stand between a woman and her doctor, unless he wants to prescribe Hydroxychloroquine to save her life.
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My talk on "satire in the digital age" premieres today on YouTube at 3pm. Link here: youtube.com/watch?v=K7ia6SLz…
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The leading cause of injury in older men is them believing that they are still younger men...
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Lionel Page
@page_eco15 Aug 2019
When you disagree on how to finish your team project.
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Dear Liberals: Rewrite the Second Amendment to protect individuals’ right to effective self-defense. I’ll listen. – at Richardson, TX
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Replying to @wildmontana @SteveDaines @SenatorTester
How about we give ALL federal lands, including parks and federal buildings, back to the states? Would liberal Montanans like to have more say in the use of Montana land?
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Replying to @wildmontana @SteveDaines @SenatorTester
Hey Liberals, land that is privatized can be taxed. I thought you’d be for this.
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Replying to @charlesmurray
Hypothesis worth testing: Subsequent tattoos are attempts to validate decision of first tattoo.
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