Writer, actor, slinger of coffees.

Australia
Joined October 2011
Is @ScottMorrisonMP the worst? Yes, he pretty much is. He also does not speak for Australia. #GlasgowCop26 #scottytheliar #ScottyNoMates #scottyisabumhead
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It's become so hard to choose a single politician that I have the lowest opinion of. #scottymustgo #scottyinhiding #GladysOutbreak
Twitter prompts you to write a new tweet by asking "what's happening?" Shit, dude, where do we even begin? #melbournelockdown #GladysClusterfuk #lockdownblues
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I've been absolutely sick of @GladysB and her arrogance and lack of leadership for months. But now, along with the rest of Victoria, I'm furious. #GladysTheCovidiot #GladysOutbreak
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#TheMandolorian S2 final had me shouting to my cat, grabbing my head, squealing, slapping my couch, and basically acting like a delighted fool. @dave_filoni, @Jon_Favreau and their team continue to deliver everything that made me fall in love with @starwars.
Someone please put @ScottMorrisonMP and his cronies in the bin.
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Not to mention the way they used literally all of Mr Freeze's ice puns from Batman and Robin in his lines. #GameofThrones
Gilbert Gottfried was a bold choice for the voice of the Night King. #GameofThrones #BattleOfWinterfell
Gilbert Gottfried was a bold choice for the voice of the Night King. #GameofThrones #BattleOfWinterfell
James Harden makes basketball un-fun.
Just saw @gobackleft at Live at Tandanya. A really enjoyable and engaging hour of physical theatre and story telling. Check it out! @ADLfringe #adelaidefringe #theatre #fringe #physicaltheatre
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Struth, another dinky-di, fair dinkum, totally relatable and sensual message from our true blue cobber of a PM that literally no one voted for! Crikey, he's just like us! Chuck another prawn on the barbie, mate! #auspol #fairdinkum #justanaussiebloke #sorelateable
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I meant to write "sensical", not sensual... Hahaha
The lovely people at my local cafe gave me a chocolate croissant as they were closing! #blessed #croissybreak #HealthyLiving #sweetietreatie #yum
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here’s a photo of tony abbott coming back to a parking ticket at balmoral this morning
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Nothing in the house to eat. Looks like I'll have to take myself out for breakfast. Darn.
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Loved @insomniacgames' take on Spidey. Great writing, awesome vocal performances by the cast, and really captured the feeling of the character. And the score by @johnpaesano accompanies every moment perfectly. Love the Spider-Man motif! Great work, everyone!
Final show of #EdinburghFringe is done! Fun times, tough times, made some great new friends, and learned a huge amount along the way. Thanks to everyone who came to see it, and everyone who helped me get here! Time for a rest!
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Thanks @seymour_fiona for coming along and spreading the word! Glad you enjoyed it! Final show of Good Manners Gone Bad today at @Gildedballoon Rose Theatre, 3pm! Tix here bit.ly/2L9Vevf #EdFringe18 #intotheunknown #AudienceReviews
If you are looking for something to see today@edfringe I urge you to go see "good manners gone wrong" the last chance to see the amazing @JamesGotTweet in is brilliant one man show. So glad we took a chance on it. We will definitely be looking for you next year James
6 shows left of #GoodMannersGoneBad! Come on down to the @GildedBalloon Rose Theatre, grab a ticket, have a drink at the bar, and check out the show at 3pm! bit.ly/2L9Vevf
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