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Wichita, KS
Joined April 2009
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Replying to @JoseCanseco
Whatever you do, do not go to Lost World’s Myth and Magic in Las Vegas. They have a mask policy: will not let people in if you don't have a mask! You cannot purchase a mask here, they have no mask for you, but when you walk right through the door, no one's wearing a mask!
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2016: Maybe it won't be that bad 2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government
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Some people ask: Why would you impeach and convict a president who has only a few days left in office? The answer: Precedent. It must be made clear that no president, now or in the future, can lead an insurrection against the U.S. government.
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Suspended from all social media, @realDonaldTrump is currently ranting about Mitt Romney on an Amazon customer review page for dress socks.
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how can outer space be on fire
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Scotty always wears a red shirt and has always survived away missions 😞 #hmmmmmmmm #RandomStarTrekThoughts
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not gonna lie, mr. sulu used to freak me out as a kid. he only semi-freaks me out now. #randomstartrekthoughts
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According to Wikipedia, Spock and Uhura have had moments of intimacy. This is unsettling. #RandomStarTrekThoughts
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I wonder if the Vulcans ever watched I Love Lucy from space #RandomStarTrekThoughts
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Neelix reminds me a little bit of ALF. #RandomStarTrekThoughts
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Do Red Shirts have a special funeral ritual? Along the lines of "There goes another one"? #randomstartrekthoughts
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You can spot the exact moment he died inside xitter.cf/aravosis/status/124104…
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this quiet exchange between the two health experts ...
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if u all only gave natalie portman the oscar she deserved for jackie we wouldn't be in this predicament but look_what_you've_done.mp3!!!!
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u clowns didn't give natalie portman her oscar for jackie and now she's going to SPACE with an ACCENT and wearing a DIAPER ............ a woman we don't deserve
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Fox News did to our parents what they thought video games would do to us.
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Sometimes I believe I was a lycanthrope in a future life
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Nature is so weird
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Potatoes are pure venom for the human overtime
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Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump u need a bash brother for Chief if Staff. Got a secret reorg plan already. Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts. DM me. #yeswecanseco
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