Pardew gif will never get old. Never.

Can we just cut Carlson please @Saints?

Retire Constitution Hill ffs. The sheer greed involved in continuing running him is such a poor look for the sport. He's made more than enough prize money to deserve an enjoyable retirement instead of being continually dragged across racecourses.

Absolutely shambolic that thats a red card for Yoro.

As if @bluelightcard had free tickets for @BEARTOOTHband and they've already gone 😭😭

How the fuck is Haaland onside?!

Argentina are an embarrassment of a team, did everything but play football and then after the final whistle trying to start a brawl. Parades is an absolute animal.

Couldn't do this Wednesday night when it actually mattered could we?

Hey @Keir_Starmer get on the phone to Gianni at @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup and get our boy @jarellquansah red card suspended so he can play against Norway.

Alti Jude!

AltiJude!

Hey @Saints this is us isn't it?

Hey @NFL how about bringing over some good teams to @NFLUKIRE because this game is the worst I've seen in 6 years of games in London. #BroncosCountry #Jets

Andrey Santos acting like he's been hit by prime Muhammed Ali rather than the slightest of touches by Harry Maguire. Absolute embarrassment of a player.

Oi @ManUtd you lot better be preparing the press release announcing the sacking of Amorim because this just ain't it. Or better still; maybe just ask the National League if they'll have us; because that's about our level at this point.

So we are getting rid of Mainoo while still playing old man Casemiro and Mason Mount. What on earth is going on at @ManUtd

Come on you red men! @ManUtd