@JamesAllen27

Does comedy. Host of @thanksmempod and co-host @thecultraspod

 Wirral
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Joined May 2011
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James Allen retweeted
James Allen@JamesAllen27Oct 3
Your da wears a T-Shirt that says “Martial Fartist” on it.
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Your da wears a T-Shirt that says “Martial Fartist” on it.
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No mate, you won't need to bring the wide angle lens.
Everton
@EvertonSep 22
The Toffees. ✊🔵
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No one has ever drank Carabao.
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Manchester Derby Day is upon us once again
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I wonder if one of them will be “in-between” jobs? Because the show was called The Inbetweeners. 😜 Just a little observation there.
Ride Nuff
@ridenuffSep 11
What jobs will they have in the new film?
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I was brave enough to debut the brogue in Sixth Form and never looked back
Jøsh 🐴
@LAM3L0BALLJul 11
What was “the incident” at your high school?
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Absolutely gutted
Chortle Comedy@chortleSep 8
Richard Herring brings RHLSTP to an end | Podcast pioneer calls it a day – saying he can't compete with big-name hosts ift.tt/N1ef26G
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Should of cast me Ridley. “Are you not entertained?” “Why? What did I do? Tell me Julius because I will be up all night worrying” xitter.cf/screentime/status/2094…
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2 good films out of 14 in nearly 20 years is an awful run though.
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Incredible.
Joey
@JoeyMulinaroAug 28
The Rewatchables: “Rookie of The Year”
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Because Burnham hasn’t messed up yet, there’s no satire to any of this. It’s just contrived drivel and poor imitations galore. Desperately scraping the barrel.
Sky News
@SkyNewsAug 8
Comedians at Edinburgh Fringe are undertaking emergency rewrites following Andy Burnham's appointment as prime minister. Katie Spencer speaks with some of the comedians performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this year about how the new prime minister has affected their shows.

Why Edinburgh Fringe performers are frantically rewriting scripts

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Just to be clear I am on about the fella at the beginning and the subsequent impressions.
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Just to let everyone know I will be doing Alley Cats impressions for weddings and birthdays.
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My best mate at the time made me a Live At The Apollo cake for my 18th. A “reformed” bully invited himself, scooped a handful of it and threw it across the room. Sad to see it go. (The show not the cake).
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James Allen retweeted
James Allen@JamesAllen27Jul 27
Your Nan has some gossip. “OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, ME AND OUR GEOFFREY ARE OFF TO ROME”
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Your Nan has some gossip. “OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, ME AND OUR GEOFFREY ARE OFF TO ROME”
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James Allen retweeted
James Allen@JamesAllen27Jul 15
England with a very Hypno-Disc display. Unbelievable potential but let themselves down when it mattered most.
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England with a very Hypno-Disc display. Unbelievable potential but let themselves down when it mattered most.
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Boxpark workers absolutely livid.
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