New Yorker. Burrito Eater. I do things.
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Joined July 2011
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I better see people checking for violations and the capacity for Dept. Stores today the way they did bars and restaurants.
Them: “What’s your favorite thing about NYC?”
Me: “How often I get to say, ‘Who ya talkin to, Bud?’”
Y’all must not be afraid of the virus if you don’t trust a vaccine just because it’s from Russia. Stage 2, sure. But with the way y’all are acting these days you’d think you’d be way happier. #Sketch
Think about this... If you are at a zoo of some sort and see an American Bald Eagle, you are literally looking at the symbol for American freedom in captivity. I hope that puts things in perspective.
#FreedomOrNah
"I guess your best bet is to try and call us again on Monday..." So I'm still unable to cancel my order. Guess I'll just act like that didn't just happen. You guys are looking like amateurs. @Microsoft @Xbox @XboxSupport
Yo unreal. I actually got yelled at by a @XboxSupport @Xbox employee. Also STILL waiting for my controller I paid extra $ to have here faster. Still no help lol. I will not be dropping in tonight. #WeakAF
IDK who needs to hear this but STOP slamming childrens heads into birthday cakes as they blow out the candles, you Monster.
#YoIf Yo if I jump on your live... You can DEF bet your bottom dollar that was an accident.
Rare case is I want to see who actually joins that sh*t.
I can’t do this anymore. As soon as this blows over, I’m throwing a Donald Duck party. 😂😂
If you don’t know what that is... You’re not invited.