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Want everyone to see the world through my eyes, cause its a pretty bloody funny place. Proudly SA'n sports enthusiast, couch commentator and entrepreneur

Slaapstad, South Africa
Joined May 2009
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The Newlands urinals have done some heavy lifting this week.....
For every 100 ml of beer you drink, your body produces 160 ml of urine.
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Advert has been there for years cuntface
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Couple of Victorians astounded that the members stand would sell it's roof for advertising. "mate, any idea what the fuck Pam did?"
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Hopped on a train from Newlands down south. Reminds me like a packed London tube at rush hour. Like it should really... This country can be so great, just needs to be not fucked up
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Cavemen Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs
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Any thoughts of FOMO for not being at a shabeen in Soweto right now I wash away with memories of how I felt last Sunday. I've got too old for binge drinking...
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AI created posters trigger me for some reason. They are instantly recognisable and make a certain spot in my brain twitch.... The lack of creativity is probably it.
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Didn't realise I wanted Ryan Fox to win the Open so much till the last few holes... What a boykie!
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The final ten minutes of the open championship film from 1971 is offensive, dramatic, bizarre, and probably the unintentionally funny golf content ive seen. Come with me for a minute by minute breakdown- golfdigest.com/story/1971-op…
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It's turned into a Sunday night very quickly
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Channelling this energy for tonight....
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We had it very good for a long time as South African golf fans... The time is over for now, ever coming back?
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Highlights of tonights game....
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Anyone seen Russell Crowe and @TankLanning in the same room?
Russell Crowe talks pushing back on studio pressure for sex scenes in Ridley Scott’s ‘Gladiator’ and says ‘Gladiator II’ failed to ignite audiences in the same way as the original film because it lacked a “moral core” - Taormina Film Festival
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Chris Gayle in the opening ceremony?
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German national anthem and flag raising in Paris always feels a little uncomfortable....
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I can't tell you how many fossil fuels my wife has blown through asking ChatGPT for advice on scatter cushions of the last 36 hours....
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Jambles retweeted
“If you are unhappy with your home country, maybe because of taxes or because you don’t like its leadership, its weather, or its crime rates, you have options. You might, for instance, move to a tax haven, following the example of the many people from around the world who have escaped to Dubai in the United Arab Emirates. “That has been the preferred strategy for wealthy expats to date, but I would like to suggest another option: Choose a big, messy country,” Tyler Cowen writes. Read the full story: bit.ly/4lgYTud
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Including breakfast you say? All three mornings? Ok, thats got me over the line....
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This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math
🚨: Nobel prize winner physicists, Roger Penrose says the Big Bang was not the beginning of our universe, rather it was the end of the previous one
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