25 year old Florida Man, dungeon master, and variety streamer. 5pm ET Mon-Thurs, Sat.

Florida, USA
Joined February 2015
Invite the Third World, become the Third World…
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My wife got pregnant by another man. It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own. Here's 9 things it taught me about playing Ret Paladin: 👇
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Yep then they just push everyone into subscription based cloud gaming over the next decade,
Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume
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The whole time his strongest muscle was his heart
Arm wrestler is going viral after letting dad win in front of his daughter 💙
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343 years ago today The Winged Hussars arrived
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i dont even fuck around and i still find out
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Pépito is back home (07:15:39)
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Happy birthday Pépito 🎂
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What a shocker
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The men on the Clancy jury should keep mentioning how hot they think she is in order to reverse psychology the female jurors into hating her
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Jeez... rip
Legendary voice actor Peter Cullen, best known as Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, has died at the age of 85
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The clearest sign we all died in 2012 and have been living in a simulation since, is that the universe generates new "celebrities" each day who almost certainly did not exist the day before.
💔 EXCLUSIVE: Tyriq Withers and Chase Infiniti break up. tmz.me/4bx9ihF
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BREAKING: Bonnie Blue is reportedly “furious” after Pedro Sánchez STOLE her idea to let 60,000 migrant men inside in 24 hours
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We live in a country where never ending Chicken Alfredo is more securely protected than voting in elections
JUST IN: Olive Garden announces customers must show photo ID to use its Never-Ending Pasta Pass.
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Lmfaoooo the amount of prop up they are attempting is so blatant
The Odyssey has officially overtaken The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King on Rotten Tomatoes. Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey sits at 95% reviews, edging past The Return of the King, which holds 94%. On the audience side, The Odyssey also leads so far with a 97% Popcornmeter score from verified ratings, compared to The Return of the King’s 86% audience score.
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Rare democrat W
🚨 BREAKING: Senate Democrats successfully block Republican effort to merge U.S. and Israeli militaries.
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Surprised to hear it wasnt Dr. Pepper prescribing this
NEW: Doctors prescribe 1.5 liters of Diet Coke to dissolve a stomach mass in a woman caused by weight-loss drug semaglutide.
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Did she get st*bbed in the neck or nah.
This image is from today. A Black woman sits on the DC metro as masked white nationalists prepare to march on our nation's capital. This is America's 250th anniversary. REUTERS/Cheney Orr
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This is exactly what happened in the West.👇
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