he/she (bigender), bisexual, g*nger minor (seventeen) ADHD I like The Beach Boys and The Beatles and King Crimson and and (pfp by my friend Maddy)

The Open Country
Joined September 2025
ok I have a strawpage now jakerisgay.straw.page go ask me tings
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Genuinely there is never a dull moment in a Dawko stream
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I don’t give a shit about Zombie Simpsons but this made me half smile for a split second
Apu has returned to The Simpsons. The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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The Onion is on point again.
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“I’m the kid of a landlord and-”
this is lowkuinely accurate bro Im the kid of a landlord and it is absolutely absurd idk what anyones thinking
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NO KINGS IN WASHINGTON DC #Nokings
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“I have complex feelings about mao, mostly positive though” - my 14 year old niece
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No Kings protests in the US are a sham designed to funnel people from the red capitalist party to the blue capitalist party. They lack class perspective and do not challenge the real kings who are the billionaires that own, control, and fund both parties.
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white liberals are privileged pigs who roll around in their own filth then pat eachother on the back about it
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America doesn't have a revolutionary culture, it's just a LARP. People in France set buildings on fire over a 1% tax increase while Americans just kinda watch as the state abducts people off the street.
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quotes of this are the epitome of “when you agree with someone but they’re being so annoying about it that you lowkey don’t wanna agree”
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Mike actually looks decent here
The Beach Boys having a good time on tour in 1967.
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Jaker retweeted
Replying to @RightWingCope
i love how they think suburban coffee shops are the cultural battlegrounds of america
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That Tesla demo was the most impressive thing ever. I had to double check that it was real and not AI. Wow.
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please let Joe Bart my goat win
The nominees for Streamer of the Year at the Streamer Awards: - Jynxzi - IShowSpeed - JoeBartolozzi - StableRonaldo - CaseOh
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