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Livin life largee while I can

Pittsburgh
Joined September 2010
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You’re trying to get under her bra. I’m trying to get under her sink to install a reverse osmosis filter. We are not the same.
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Maybe you're not depressed. Maybe you're just born to spend your time outside, be surrounded by close friends, eat real food, bask in the sun...and instead you sit in a cubicle for 60 hours a week, center your diet around leaves and pay $4k a month to live in a closet in a city.
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Taking care of your material possessions better than you take care of your body is considered 'normal' but it's insane.
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People will eat sh*t like this, get sick and then be like “meat is bad for you”
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Alcohol is the only drug where if you don’t do it, people assume you have a problem. -@ChrisWillx
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Alcohol gives you more munchies than smoking weed but no one wants to hear that.
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Our new ad campaign, to help prevent #COVID19 deaths and hospitalizations.
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Our 1st SuperBowl ring ceremony! We both went through some hair discovery phases! Lol
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If you're waiting for the government to 'give' you your freedom back then you're already a slave.
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People need to stop pretending that everyone who 'died with Covid' over the past two years would have been alive and well if it weren't for that particular virus. A significant percentage would have died from something else. Many did.
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Shout to the heroes putting these in grocery stores!
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Need more ski/snowboarding friends ok
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As always, the gym bros were way ahead of the 'scientists'... New research confirming the importance of jaxxination. 💪🏾
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B&L SPRING BREAK 2022 WITH ALISON WONDERLAND LOUIS THE CHILD RL GRIME PEEKABOO WAX MOTIF DOMBRESKY DR. FRESCH SNBRN COCO & BREEZY JUELZ ROSSY SURPRISE GUESTS B&L ALL STARS MERAKII + MORE TBA $30 DEPOSIT FOR ADMISSION HOTEL, FOOD & DRINK INCLUDED PASSES: plln.io/brownies-pv-tw
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Sometimes u shit ur pants and it’s ok
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Siebs pub chicken pot pie is simply unbelievable 🤤🔥🤤🔥
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ONE MONTH FROM TODAY 🎆 (via @EDC_LasVegas)
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Happy people don't pick on others!
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