Jake · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:05 PM UTC

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Jake@Jake_BernabeNov 4

Now that things are turning blue again, can we bring back Spirit Airlines so I don’t have to deal with @FlyFrontier’s terrible bag policy? Cheap flights my ass 🫩

Jake · Aug 22, 2026 · 2:30 PM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeAug 22

Not me scrolling on Grindr and finding the pilot and one of the flight attendants 🥴 Time to join the mile high club?

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Jake · Aug 15, 2026 · 4:12 AM UTC

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Jake · Aug 13, 2026 · 9:02 PM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeAug 13

A deep cleaning, 2 crowns, and 2 fillings should NOT cost this much 🫩

Jake · Aug 13, 2026 · 5:11 PM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeAug 13

Going to the dentist and being told, “Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming”

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Jake · Jul 30, 2026 · 9:51 PM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeJul 30

I hate that all the leaks and spoilers ruined #BrandNew for me… unfortunately moves the movie into a 7/10 😞

Jake · Jul 23, 2026 · 1:53 AM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeJul 23

Did I eat with this?

Jake · Jul 17, 2026 · 6:42 PM UTC

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Jake · Jul 17, 2026 · 2:54 AM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeJul 17

#TheOdysseyWithoutSpoilers

Jake · Jul 16, 2026 · 5:37 PM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeJul 16

To stir a pot when I’m not even in the kitchen anymore 😭

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Jake · Jun 23, 2026 · 2:22 AM UTC

Jake@Jake_BernabeJun 23

Replying to @msvnderstood

@msvnderstood ready to cry frfr

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@DiscussingFilmJun 22

Google is investing $75M into A24 as part of an AI research partnership between the 2 companies. They will look at using AI to create new tools for movie production & distribution. (Source: wsj.com/tech/ai/google-inves…)