@JakeWolbert

He loses his friends, but won't lose the joke

 Bay Area, CA
Joined August 2013
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This week I passed a $250k evaluation with @ApexTradeFund. Thank you God for the strength, patience, and perseverance. Thanks to @I_Am_The_ICT for his endless hours of mentorship.
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Women made up 98% of new jobs added in August! What's happening?
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Is this guy a time traveler???
dilemma@actuallyimthe11 Jul 2021
Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Spain just beat Argentina at the 2026 World Cup, 1-0. espn.com/soccer/story/_…
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The Sigma Mindset
@thesigmamindsetFeb 28
This trick will change how you handle stress...
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Watch Tony Robbins use NLP and hypnosis techniques with Alex Hormozi to create a radical identity shift. Thank you to @TheJeffLundeen for calling this interview to my attention! (There's a LOT going on here. We discussed it in depth on my Locals live stream tonight.)
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Katyayani Shukla
@aibytekatFeb 10
He literally explained the Black Coffee Theory and why it changes how you approach life.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
@DrClownPhDJan 4
Damn, that’s interesting!
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Incredible Northern lights Angel last night. m.facebook.com/story.php?sto…

WCCO Radio

The sun burped out several bursts of energy that reached Earth Tuesday night and early Wednesday, leading to incredible displays of the northern lights, even as far south as Arizona. More vibrant...

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Where's @Shanemgillis @marknorm @arishaffir and @joerogan when you need them?
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Dead End King
@deadend_king25 Sep 2025
I can’t, I hate, and lying were the big three with my mother and grandmother growing up. No “licks” from mom. Grandma would make you pick a nice switch. Boy did my mom not like “I can’t”, she was never shy about grounding.
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A gibbon was observed grooming a wild deer in Thailand, an unusual instance of interspecies bonding.
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HOW THINGS WORK
@HowThingsWork_18 Jul 2025
Collie underwater scent training.. Super impressive. 👏
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See wife, I told you I wasn't a loser! Thanks @TanjaTrades
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jay plemons
@jayplemons29 May 2025
Scott Adams cured laziness
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Cloud
@Cloud1a725 May 2025
The cat narced him out 🤣
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The Driven Man
@Thedrivenman1 May 2025
Dads with sons, Listen to this carefully ‼️‼️
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kane🧪
@traderkane28 Apr 2025
Some days you’ll feel like a genius. Some days you’ll feel like you forgot how to trade. Both are normal. Just stay consistent.
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The Driven Man
@Thedrivenman22 Apr 2025
Roast Your Friends, It’s Science!
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👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈
@TheEXECUTlONER_12 Apr 2025
This guy plays Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven on a piano at a mall. Never heard it like that before. He should be playing inside concert halls rather than a mall. What a talent. Incredible.
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