@JakeSimmance

Actor

 United Kingdom
Joined January 2021
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Mum I’m a GIF 😅
Call the Midwife@CallTheMidwife116 May 2021
"I wish we were back in cubs" Oh Glen... 😢😢😢 @BBCOne #CallTheMidwife @BBC @BBCiPlayer
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Can’t believe my FPL season is being defined by not owning Maxim De Cuyper and Pascal Gross
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💤@afcdxniel_Sep 25
Kevin de bruyne-Greatest player to never win a prem title
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Uber Chelsea FC
@UberChelseaFC_Sep 18
No Chelsea for 3 weeks. Get in.
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.@Cfc_niccoSep 1
Let's play the £125m in a pivot next to Caicedo
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Chelsea Youth@chelseayouthSep 1
Your head coach and vice-captain who led the team on many occasions were widely revered and had their name sung and went on to engineer moves to direct domestic rivals and make you look silly. Give respect to those who earn it and continue to earn it.
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Blue Army@IAmBlueArmyAug 30
Replying to @WeAre_TheShed @CFCParee
Its embarrassing singing their name.
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The 44 ⚽️
@The_Forty_FourAug 22
DOM BALLARD THAT IS GOAL OF THE SEASON ALREADY🤯🤯🤯 BRISTOL CITY SCORE LATE AT BIRMINGHAM xitter.cf/2efl2clip/status/20911…
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Season predictor 1.Arsenal 2.City 3.Chelsea 4.Liverpool 5.United 6.Spurs 7.Leeds 8.Brentford 9.Everton 10.Villa 11.Brighton 12.Bournemouth 13.Palace 14.Forest 15.Newcastle 16.Sunderland 17.Coventry 18.Fulham 19.Ipswich 20.Hull
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Duncan Wright@dwright75Aug 18
The explanation stinks of life coach word soup. Chelsea rebrand their academy teams Cobham FC. They’ll be selling branded gear soon, and don’t be surprised if Chelsea FC sign a Cobham player for a fee to get round rules
Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFCAug 18
From the start of the 2026/27 season, Chelsea's Under-21s and Under-19s squads will be known as Cobham Next Gen (CNG) under head coach Harry Hudson!

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Why does the fella at M&S self check out act like he’s marshalling air craft I can see the empty tills calm down
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Dom Farrell@DomFarrell1986Jul 11
This is so funny. And, obviously, so absolutely fucking rubbish.
Sam Lee
@SamLeeJul 11
It’s the hat-trick!
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@htomufcJun 10
Beyond the actual miss, does this not tell you everything you need to know about Tuchel’s winger picks.
Tekkers Foot
@tekkersfootJun 10
NONI MADUEKE, HOW DID YOU MISS THAT? 🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 xitter.cf/galaxytopywk/status/20…
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4-5-1 with a back line of Wayne Bridge LB Lucas Radebe CB Gareth Southgate CB Olof Melberg RB
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Fédé 🇫🇷 de la Lose
@FFLoseMay 30
Et bien je trouve ça formidable xitter.cf/ahmeddey4u/status/2060…
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john06💙🤍@JohnRoutledge11May 21
Am I seeing this right or has Newcastles back up left back. Been picked over Newcastles starting left back. At left back
Match of the Day
@BBCMOTDMay 21
This is the England squad BBC Sport expects to be named 📋 The final place in the 26-man squad is expected to go to Myles Lewis-Skelly, Trent Alexander-Arnold or James Garner.
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