Jake Bailey

Time waits for no one.

Snapchats character limit is worse than Twitters.

Forget those who forget you.

Dudes be like, "I only talk to one girl." AND THAT STATUS BE HAVING 15 BITCHES FEELING SPECIAL.

"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials." - Confucius

"The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something to say." - Michael P. Hart

You can fake a smile, but you can't fake your feelings.

There's no reason to look back when you have so much to look forward to.

I want to wake up every moring and have your face be the first thing I see

"Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator." - Yogi Berra

Pain today, Gain tomorrow.

"If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives." - Vince Lombardi

"An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body." - General George Patton

Life will get much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

"Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude." - Ralph Marston

"To climb steep hills requires slow pace at first." - William Shakespeare

My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.

Trying to complete a task before the Microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.

Aye chica, you Juan the dick?

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." - Milton Berle