@Jake11291

Professional Poker Player. Indiana University Alumni. I watch a lot of sports. I watch a lot of movies. I have a lot of Hot Takes

Joined January 2011
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Matt Glantz
@MattGlantzOct 20
Had to be the toughest high limit mixed game lineup in the long history of @BorgataPoker (2011). Dags Glantz Malkin Mike the Hat Schulman Ofir Hennigan
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Tom Fornelli
@TomFornelliOct 17
When both QBs remember Jeremiah Smith, Nick Marsh and Charlie Becker exist
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cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 8
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS turns 22 today. Billy Bob Thornton improvised much of Coach Gaines’ famous halftime speech after asking Peter Berg if he could go off-script. He drew from something that had happened to him the night before.
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Funny to sandwich “bald” between those other two things like it’s equally as bad
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@deciderSep 17
Bucky fangirls, brace yourselves for Sebastian Stan as a conservative, bald homophobe in 'Fjord' trib.al/sWNMjff
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesJul 9
Cam Skattebo showed up for year 2 looking like a combination of Bam Margera, the kid from Matilda, and Badger from Breaking Bad
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Robert Mizrachi@PokerRob24Jul 2
To get a deep run in the main event at the @WSOP you have to stay focused, willing to gamble,play small pots ,study your table,eat healthy,stay hydrated and exercise.
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What it’s like trying to get a bartender to change the channel
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ScreenTime
@screentimeMar 16
Sean Penn has won Best Support Actor at the #Oscars for 'One Battle After Another'
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chaotic memes
@memechaoticMar 10
Be honest.
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Wow this blew up. Just wanted to say Dave Portnoy is a pedophile
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Mick Cronin’s One Shining Moment will heal America
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesFeb 9
Kids in Uganda seeing the Patriots finally get revenge on the Seahawks after losing on a game-winning TD pass from Russell Wilson in Super Bowl 49
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Was that Epstein in the nerds cluster commercial?
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Robert Mizrachi@PokerRob24Feb 5
We invented a new silly game called Tres Hombres. 3 blinds and the button gets an extra card. The big blind gets 3 cards to start and can chose from 6 silly games Lieutenant, 49 ,0,captain,general,and suits. After that everyone gets an additional 2 cards. I believe my poker IQ mix game is getting worse. IF you want more information on this silly game I’ll answer all questions. Don’t try this at home.
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Robert Mizrachi@PokerRob24Feb 5
Sometimes it’s ok to lose just work harder and don’t underestimate the competition.Be compassionate and have goals.
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Casey Lawrence@LeanandCuisineJan 29
Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son
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Say what you will about Bobby Knight but he sure as fuck would’ve prevented whatever the hell this shit is …
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John Rich
@JohnRichTVJan 20
I wrote 2,000 words recapping Curt Cignetti's historic two-year run, and what it was like for someone who grew up "watching" Indiana football Indiana Hoosiers Fans – What the Fuck Just Happened? s.barstool.link/c/article-35…

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Fuck you @michaelirvin88
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