@Jake07Y

what's understood don't need to be explained:Stay real 💯

Joined May 2026
Currently helping the neighbor catch her husband cheating, brb 😭
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Tweeting is a therapy I know some of us won’t understand, I tweet my feelings and thought 💭 check my bio
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A woman tried to buy her brother out of their late grandfather's estate by offering him a flat $10,000 for a cardboard box of "worthless vintage watches" left behind in the attic.
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waking up is cool but waking up and then deciding to go back to sleep for another hour or two is peak use of free will
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enjoy your life, get some money, and don't trust anybody out here
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No man has ever died from being single too long. Not one.
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So jealous of my cat today, she has no idea what a president is. This is the reward she was given in exchange for giving up her ability to decide when it’s time to eat.
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I use to be completely against cannabis until I had to write a paper for school and I chose changing a law for medical marijuana and 🤯 I learned so much that it convinced me that the benefits of marijuana out way the the bad in most cases.
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Getting paid feels so good until you remember you have responsibilities. I got paid on Friday and for about three hours I felt like Elon Musk. Bought lunch. Ordered something online. Sent my mom some money. Paid two bills. Bought groceries. Then I checked my account again. $84. I just stared at the screen. “How did we get here?” The money had entered my account with confidence and left like it had somewhere important to be. And the worst part? It was only Monday. My next paycheck was still 11 days away. That’s when I realized adulthood is basically getting excited about money just so you can watch it disappear.
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Sometimes I smoke just to give my thoughts a meeting they definitely didn’t ask for 😭🔥
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Trust issues so bad you could break down in front of me and I'll stare at you thinking it's you trying to manipulate me
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niggas be knowing exactly what they’re doing then acting confused when u react.
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The "plumber" who used to charge $80 for a house call now charges $200 just to show up, before they touch anything. Unclogging a drain is another $350. A thirty-minute fix costs more than people make in two days. Blue-collar work was repriced as emergency surgery.
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don’t you ever call me on snap or instagram are you fucking crazy 😭
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It’s kinda scary that you never really know how the other person feels like it could all just be a lie
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AUTISM. IS. NOT. RELATED. TO. VACCINES. STOP. LISTENING. TO. A. MAN. WITH. NO. MEDICAL. EDUCATION. AND. A. BRAIN. WORM.
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advice i heard from a psychologist: if you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. submit your resume for fun. go to a job interview for fun. start a newsletter for fun. anxiety feeds on importance. don’t make everything a matter of life & death.
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Zendaya reportedly spoke up in an interview about life with her boyfriend Scooter Braun: 🗣️ “I don’t drink coffee or anything aside water because my boyfriend has been watchful of what I eat and drink, I do not have my own freedom” “Our relationship might end soon if this continues, I feel like he cages me every time”
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Stoned in love.
🤖 Made with AI
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ADHD brain: “I’ll just check my phone for 2 minutes.” Also ADHD brain, 47 minutes later: still holding the phone, zero tasks done, somehow deeper in the group chat.
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Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people 😕
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