if you don't get the reference that's not my problem...

London, England
Joined May 2020
More reflecting, less reacting
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How can I order veggie/vegan items and they sent us chicken??? @UberEats
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In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.
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That luke twanda guy called the police on his baby mum for harassment???? 🤣🤣🤣
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How can you be picking your kids up in the rain, grey trackie bottoms, no boxers???
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I'm going to be live at MCM COMIC CON commentating and competing in the Pokémon Champions Creator Invitational from 12 - 5 I'm actually battling first match! See you at 12! youtube.com/live/KbvpJrViaJQ…
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Asked the lady in the shop, who was the same height as me, if she could reach the item on the top shelf for me 🤭
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Repeated disappointment leads to resentment
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i’m definitely the type of gyal that would be secretly married.
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My eldest is not big on physical touch... She knows she is allowed to refuse a hug from anyone.. most times she's happy to give/receive a high five/spud instead. I will not force her to hug any family member and I will always intervene to tell them no if she's uncomfortable
The number of grown adults who think that children shouldn’t be allowed to say no to a hug is incredibly concerning
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The number of grown adults who think that children shouldn’t be allowed to say no to a hug is incredibly concerning
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The most dangerous “okay” comes from a woman who used to write paragraphs explaining how she felt.
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As someone who doesn't drink, no I will not be splitting the bill equally, I will pay for myself only 🤔
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sorry i can't go, it gets dark by 5pm & i have astigmatism
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Sheen has put filth on my algo siggghh
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Haven't read a book properly since maybe march... Finished 4 books in the past 3 days 😌
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Normalise shouting ‘ewww!’ from the toilet cubicle when you hear people leave without washing their hands!
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He tells me I am right at least twice a day 😌
She’s never wrong if she got big titties
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i’m very understanding until i understand you playing in my fucking face.
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