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⚡Jess Hoff Laurs⚡

@JaeBae43

soup is the perfect food 🏀#sackings 🏈#lachargers ⚾️#sandiegopadres

Joined October 2010
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Seth L.@TheCrop1917 Aug 2023
True love in my brain and my soul exhibits itself in my chest, like warm glowing embers. My Shih Tzu Molly is 18 years old today!!! My love for Molly engulfs my heart like a warm crackling embrace. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY MOLLY - long may you run my darling. @JaeBae43
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brandon / jinx / big jinx@brandonjinx18 Apr 2023
Draymond stomping on Sabonis is wild. But hopping off bro chest and then clicking your heels is whimsically devious 😭😭💀
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*Motorola voice* HELLO SOTO @Padres @TheCrop19
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Husband has had bad Dad jokes for YEARS (which he laughs at by himself) and is only becoming an ACTUAL Dad later this year. Makes & cancels plans around pro sports schedules. Has been on Instagram for years and still doesn't know how to use it. #DrRickCameoContest @Progressive
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HBD, DB. Truly an inspiration.
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@RollingStone14 May 2021
Happy birthday, David Byrne! Read our 1988 cover story on the former Talking Heads frontman rol.st/2QnVyiY
David Byrne: Rock Master of Multicultural Sound

David Byrne: Rock Master of Multicultural Sound

David Byrne, the talking egghead, discusses art and Africa, rock and religion, and bares his metaphysical soul

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coleture@ColeLantz14 Jan 2021
bro why is it 85 degrees in JANUARY I just wanna be able to nap with a blanket on come on man
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Matt
@nosoupforgeorge9 Jan 2021
To the folks who believe that #1984IsHere: 1) Read the book. 2) Twitter is not the government. 3) Donald Trump can issue statements on his website, by press conference, or however his 44 predecessors addressed the American people before Twitter existed.
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Happy Halloween from me and @TheCrop19
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😲😉
Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) profile pictureLos Angeles Chargers
@chargers26 Oct 2020
🚨 EXCLUSIVE TRASH TALK AUDIO 🚨 @Keenan13Allen | #BoltUp
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TJ Ducklo (@TDucklo) profile pictureTJ Ducklo@TDucklo2 Oct 2020
savage
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Seth L. (@TheCrop19) profile pictureSeth L.@TheCrop191 Oct 2020
Let’s GOOOOOOO @PADRES!!! ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️
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Jill Gutowitz@jillboard2 Sep 2020
we’re gonna get a national ban on bags of soup before AR-15s aren’t we
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt18 Sep 2020
HEY @realDonaldTrump! What a happy day! I know you were so worried about the mail-in ballots and I guess people listened to you 'cuz they're showing up in DROVES to vote IN PERSON! Isn't this great, Donald? I think this is gonna happen in every state! Yay Donald!
Marshall Cohen (@MarshallCohen) profile pictureMarshall Cohen
@MarshallCohen18 Sep 2020
Massive line of voters in Fairfax, Virginia, on the FIRST DAY of in-person early voting. Some voters say they showed up because they lost faith in USPS to deliver ballots. Officials tell CNN they've never seen anything like this on Day One.
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Both of my boyfriends 😍
San Diego Padres (@Padres) profile pictureSan Diego Padres
@Padres3 Sep 2020
Sup? ✌️✌️
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Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk26 Aug 2020
Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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Jake Tapper 🦅
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🤣 this is 👌🏽
Mark (@markaduck) profile pictureMark@markaduck10 Aug 2020
Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt21 Jul 2020
No hard feelings, Donald, but I would totally choose Cursed Demon Puppet. I would also choose: Weird, Moaning Cave Haunted Painting Hearse That Drives Itself
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Chaya Milchtein@mechanicfemme16 Jul 2020
I just wanted to share with y'all how excited I am to FINALLY have folks recognize me for both my work with cars and plus size fashion. Even if it's just the Twitter trolls hatin' ;) Anyhow, here's my fat self, not giving a fuck and living my best life! My body is #perfectlyfat
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Danny Vietti (@DannyVietti) profile pictureDanny Vietti@DannyVietti11 Jul 2020
Who was your favorite baseball player when you were 10 years old? I’ll start: Derek Jeter
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