Developer. Musician. Old Internet Person. Unlikely Social Hub. He/Him. 6'3'' & maintains a panda bear shape. @jacobydave@mastodon.xyz

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Joined June 2008
So that's @elonmusk admitting he's a Nazi?
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funniest thing this account could do is not even mention it. only post on the 11th is "Jay-Z comes out with a new album called The Blueprint"
Happy September 2001! Kids across America and the world are heading back to school.
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A simple rule of thumb is that anyone who says Hitler was left wing is a Nazi.
Hitler wasn't "far right". He was far left, and today's woke left shares nearly identical ideology with him.
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No, you aren't safe from ICE if you're a citizen. None of us are safe from ICE. And they only get more emboldened with every person they murder.
A 25-year-old U.S. citizen was deported to Mexico by ICE after a traffic stop in Texas. His attorney says he had a U.S. birth certificate, Social Security card, and hospital records proving his citizenship, but agents refused to review them before deporting him.
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Keith Richards is 11 years older than Lindsey Graham, 2 years older than Donald Trump, and 2 years younger than Mitch McConnell. He’s proof that sex, drugs, and rock and roll is a lot better for you than fascism!
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I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF CONGRESS HELD TRUMP ACCOUNTABLE FOR TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT 6 YEARS AGO 🙄
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When Hitler died, Germany removed his monuments and erased his name from public buildings. This post is about Donald Trump
Spotted in Palm Beach County, Florida 👀✈️
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Taxpayers funding Trump using two jets for a single trip is the actual "waste, fraud and abuse" that they're telling you rural hospital funding, Social Security, or Medicare is.
President Trump switches planes in the U.K. on his return to Washington after the NATO Summit, disembarking the older Air Force One and boarding the newer Boeing 747 gifted by Qatar and refurbished for presidential use. In a Truth Social post, Trump said he initially flew the older Air Force One so he could stop at RAF Mildenhall and show the new aircraft to U.S. servicemembers stationed there, saying the visit came at the request of the base and added "virtually no deviation" to his return flight. Trump is returning to Washington following the NATO summit in Turkey.
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Nope! I always say there is no such thing as self-made. It’s a myth. It took millions of people - from my parents to mentors to friends to competitors to fans and voters - to write my success story. I did not write it alone. That’s the American Dream - not a lie about going it alone - but the truth that none of us do, and there is always someone with their hand out to lift us up.
this guy did everything for himself!
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America 250 was going to be like a World Fair that would have attracted millions of people. But Trump stole the money, denied permits, & renamed it Freedom 250 so he could make it all about himself & Republicans. Trump stole America's Birthday from you! 🤬
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Some medical advice from Deuce Bigalow.
THE BIDEN REGIME KNEW WHERE COVID CAME FROM AND KNEW HOW DANGEROUS THE SHOTS WERE AND REFUSED TO TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 👇🇺🇸
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
Twitter decides not to show me any of your tweets for like two years for some reason and THIS is the one that it thinks is worthy of my attention??
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One of the biggest mistakes I see students making on multiple-choice exams is picking the wrong answer.
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In 1977, two American boys discovered that a local ice‑cream chain offered free birthday sundaes by mail, so they invented a fictional child named “Robert Alan Peters” to keep collecting the yearly treat. They filled out the birthday club form, listed their real home address, and for years received coupons addressed to their imaginary creation. The prank was harmless fun, just kids gaming a promotional system for a few extra sundaes. But in 1984, everything changed when a letter arrived from the Selective Service System ordering “Robert Alan Peters” to register for the draft. The boys, now older, were stunned: their fake child had somehow entered a federal database. The incident exposed that the U.S. government had quietly obtained and used the ice‑cream chain’s mailing list without permission, sparking public debate about privacy, data‑sharing, and how easily personal information could be swept into government systems long before the digital age.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post recounts a true 1984 privacy incident with some inaccurate details. The real fictional name was "Johnny Klomberg," and the brothers never received any ice cream coupons. The Selective Service purchased the list without the parlor's permission. nytimes.com/1984/08/04/us/… upi.com/Archives/1984/…
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i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)
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Trump’s top two goals in the war: (1) No Iranian nuclear weapon. (2) The Strait of Hormuz is open for business. Just a friendly reminder that we already had both before the war.
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It’s giving “have you tried…*not* being a mutant?” Bro what solution do you think there is that hasn’t been tried? The man is slowly dismantling the checks and balances of our government that were supposed to prevent exactly this. The biggest ray of hope at this point is that he’s got one foot in the grave already.
I've truly lost any empathy as a Canadian to my US friends. Sorry, and I didn't vote for him doesn't cut it any more. We are through with you. You're part of the reason we are angry right now. You are citizens of the US and are accountable. You don't get off easy any more.
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Hey, so. After Charlie Kirk was killed, did the left doxx his kids' school and barrage it with so much harassment and violent threats it had to shut down for the safety of the students and staff? Because the right did that to Renee Good's six year old son's school.
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