The Guinness World Record for most professional clubs played for belongs to Sebastián Abreu, who played for 31. But English journeyman Jefferson Louis made 51 club moves during his career, playing for 42 DIFFERENT clubs. The ultimate journeyman career... 😂

People have asked me what I will do when Harry Kane wins The Ballon D’or. I have already planned so much. Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life. My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me. But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced. Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Harry Kane’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Harry Kane themed. Harry Kane dogs. But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.

Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️ We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored. Here’s what the leagues would look like… A Thread 🧵👇🏼