Dad. Husband. Lawyer. Anti-Communist. Guns are my politics. Ron Paul is my spirit animal. All views expressed are satire, except for the ones that aren't.
Houston, TX
Joined May 2009
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I'm told this is where the best and brightest engineers in the world come from.
This is their country... their home.
If they care this little about their home, imagine how little they care about yours.
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Apparently things are worse than we could imagine.
From the teachers subreddit:
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This is WILD. I legit thought it was a skit/high school video project.
It is 100% real.
This is Jaime West (Democratic Party) - she’s running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana.
I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling.
She doesn’t.
And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying.
“One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato
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Tucker Carlson interviews a Locust Theron Guard, 2 years after E-Day.
Tucker: So the COG claims your people killed 25% of humanity on E-day alone.
Theron: A GLORIOUS VICTORY.
Tucker: Including women and children?
Theron: ALL WILL PERISH.
Tucker: Right. But nobody seems interested in asking why.
Theron: THE SURFACE BELONGS TO THE HORDE.
Tucker: Now, I walked through the Hollow earlier, and something really struck me. You have a remarkably functional society. You manufacture your own weapons, build your own cities. I didn’t see any poverty, homelessness, or unemployment.
Theron: THE WEAK ARE EXECUTED.
Tucker: Well, the COG used the Hammer of Dawn on its own cities, killing millions of its own citizens. So I’m not sure they’re in a position to lecture anyone about human rights.
Theron: WE WILL EXTERMINATE YOUR SPECIES.
Tucker: And let’s not forget, the COG spent 79 years telling the people of Sera that the UIR was an existential threat. Then, six weeks after the war ends, suddenly it’s you. At what point do we stop believing these people?
Theron: ALL WILL SUCCUMB TO THE HORDE.
Tucker: Right. So fundamentally, this is a territorial dispute. That’s a very different story from what the COG has been telling us.
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There’s a reason nobody wants more indians globally.
There’s a reason indians want to be categorized as East Asian demographically.
There’s a reason East Asia is on the up and the West on the down.
There’s a reason nobody has any substantive hatred against high IQ cultures.
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Here is what you are competing against when you are out of work. There are roughly 1.6 million foreigners in less-happy circumstances who want to transfer out of their positions into any of the jobs you are applying for while you are OUT of work.
These job hoppers on-average cost employers 15-35% less in comp per head, and in some categories, like OPT/CPT, are entirely free of Payroll Tax.
This creates an ENORMOUS incentive for employers to run after this pool of foreigners, before ever considering you. This is the fundamental thing broken in our economy right now.
The more this foreign labor pool increases, the more incentive employers have to shed their American workers to chase after this pool of Temu-quality workers, to the ruin of our economy. And this warped incentive is also the primary driver of political upheaval which will be coming in the future.
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For the record-
I told the GOP this would happen if I didn’t get the nomination.
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Since they’re making this public execution such a spectacle, they should maximize value by handpicking the firing squad - get the hold out juror from the Clancy case, Kyle Rittenhouse, Alec Baldwin, Derek Chauvin, Tim Kennedy. Imagine the ratings
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By your logic, Walmart Store Managers are better and brighter than congressmen - and I think you’re actually right on this.
We do not care.
Americans do not want to be replaced and we do not have to explain why.
"If you’re uncomfortable around Indians, no law will force you to invite them to your house....Indians ask nothing from you but to be able to work, innovate, and contribute to the economy."
There's never been a better group of immigrants in human history. That's why this drives me so crazy. richardhanania.com/p/are-imm…
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Don’t send your kids to a University with Indian leadership - their lives may depend on it.
🚨 “To students and families in India... you are welcome here at the University of Arizona.” - President Suresh Garimella.
President Garimella has expanded the University of Arizona’s partnerships with India, much like Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte is now racing to do.
Foreign academic pipelines require scrutiny, transparency and safeguards. Montana should know exactly what it’s opening the door to.
President Garimella has described international students as “essential members” of the university community.
His campus now has 3,309 foreign students here on visas. Every year, that number grows.
20-year-old Varun Batchigari (left pic) was one of them. He arrived on a student visa in 2024, despite his violent history and a prior sexual assault in India.
He’s now charged with first-degree murder after strangling his 19-year-old girlfriend, Julissa Salazar, as she tried to end their relationship.
There are approximately 1.5 MILLION foreign students on visas in America.
Montana should think long and hard before expanding foreign-student pipelines while American students are fighting for seats here at home.
@StateDept
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🚨🚨 Tonight @Jvnior solidly and unflinchingly condemned the Prophet Muhammad, live and in front of over 1,000 people.
What an incredible night.
Email made by @destroysunnis
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If any cop deserves to be fired, it's this one.
A father was BRUTALLY ATTACKED by Sgt. Eddie Price of the Mena PD because he was demanding answers. His 2 year old son is missing and they refuse to help despite a judges order, so they arrested the father instead.
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There’s a mad dash to get out the narrative that it’s only “groypers” that want a moratorium on Indian immigration.
It’s preposterous, of course, but the target of the narrative is elected officials dumb enough to believe it.
“It’s just some groypers, sir, make the visa deal”
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What would America look like if 55 million Visas were cancelled?
If 55 million visas were cancelled overnight, America would change in ways few could imagine.
At first it would look chaotic. Hospitals short on nurses. Tech firms unable to staff support teams. Crops left to rot because migrant labor vanished. For a few months, the headlines would scream collapse. But then something else would happen.
Wages would climb. Trades and apprenticeships would surge. Colleges that depended on foreign tuition would close, but community colleges would thrive again as Americans re-trained. Housing prices in major cities would fall for the first time in decades. Renters would finally have leverage. Families that were priced out could buy homes again.
The GDP might dip at first, but the money would start circulating locally. People who thought they’d never matter in the economy would suddenly be needed again. The country would remember how to build, grow, fix, and teach without importing labor. It wouldn’t be easy, but it would be ours.
(U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, 2024; DHS Yearbook of Immigration Statistics, 2023; Borjas, G. “Labor Market Effects of Immigration,” NBER 2018; U.S. Census Bureau, 2024 ACS; Institute of International Education, 2024 Open Doors Report.)
