Hair Lover. Potato Hater. Eye Roller. Instagram: @JaclynSwartz

Chicago
Joined July 2011
Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
Girl i can’t even focus on what you saying this face is sickening!!!!!!
Denise Richards reveals she decided to openly discuss her facelift after her ex brought it up in court "My ex that I'm divorcing, he said something in court about it, on purpose, and I was so pleasantly so surprised because there was media in there that they didn't print it, which was nice." "I figured, you know what, I think I just need to be honest and I want it, I didn't want to give him that power and have to say it then." "And so four months later, my publicist did a, got me a really nice piece in allure, a piece on my facelift that I had done a year ago." "I'm so glad that I've been open about it. I didn't know how people would react, but I think I want to know what everyone's doing, what's peptides, what this, what that."
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Yessss! @TheAmyBean!!!!!
Netflix unveils cast for ‘Celebrity Million Dollar Secret.’
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
Being in your 40s is wild. One friend is a grandma, one has a newborn, one is celebrating 20 years married, and another is dating a 25-year-old. Half of us look 28, the other half pulled a muscle sleeping. 😂 No timeline, just vibes. 😭
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Hillary Duff, I know you’re on tour but we need you to stop this
Ashley Tisdale is set to star in a new Netflix comedy show titled ‘Toxic Moms,’ following her “Toxic Mom Group” article. Tisdale will team up with Ali Wong and Sabrina Jalees on the series.
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IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭
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Can someone send Blake Lively the pants? SHE NEEDS THE PANTS!!!!
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Michael b Jordan >>> love island host, roxie hart
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I cannot take it anymore!!!!!!!! It’s harassment at this point.
Where’s the class action lawsuit for this? This is ridiculous
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EMILY MAYNARD WOULD NEVER
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
me voting for kelly clarkson on american idol in 2002
Taylor called Dakota 150 times in 90 mins #slomw
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If we’re not talking about baby punch then please know I do not want to be talking to you
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
chicago ladies please be careful. there’s a convicted murderer in the area who was just let out of prison early (was supposed to be a 60 year sentence) and he’s now on a bunch of the dating apps. he dismembered the body too. MURDERED and DISMEMBERED a FRIEND.
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I’ve needed this tweet for 3 weeks. My brain could simply NOT calculate this family tree.
Aegon Targaryen (aka Egg) is the great-great-grandfather of Jon Snow and the great-grandfather of Daenerys Targaryen.
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One of life's simple pleasures now is spending a Tuesday morning watching the world try to cope with how good Drake Maye and he Patriots are.
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The Buffalo Bills Subreddit is the gift that keeps on giving..
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We get it, Jonas Brothers, you have a lot of famous friends!!!!!! Wish I knew this ahead of time tbh.
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Not Diane Keaton! What a fucking legend.
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“Say it forget it, write it regret it” -@DorindaMedley
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Bricco
If you could give someone one restaurant recommendation within 20 miles outside of Boston, where are you telling them to go?
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