
Hair Lover. Potato Hater. Eye Roller. Instagram: @JaclynSwartz
Chicago
Joined July 2011
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
Girl i can’t even focus on what you saying this face is sickening!!!!!!
Denise Richards reveals she decided to openly discuss her facelift after her ex brought it up in court
"My ex that I'm divorcing, he said something in court about it, on purpose, and I was so pleasantly so surprised because there was media in there that they didn't print it, which was nice."
"I figured, you know what, I think I just need to be honest and I want it, I didn't want to give him that power and have to say it then."
"And so four months later, my publicist did a, got me a really nice piece in allure, a piece on my facelift that I had done a year ago."
"I'm so glad that I've been open about it. I didn't know how people would react, but I think I want to know what everyone's doing, what's peptides, what this, what that."
Yessss! @TheAmyBean!!!!!
Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
Being in your 40s is wild. One friend is a grandma, one has a newborn, one is celebrating 20 years married, and another is dating a 25-year-old. Half of us look 28, the other half pulled a muscle sleeping. 😂 No timeline, just vibes. 😭
Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
chicago ladies please be careful.
there’s a convicted murderer in the area who was just let out of prison early (was supposed to be a 60 year sentence) and he’s now on a bunch of the dating apps.
he dismembered the body too. MURDERED and DISMEMBERED a FRIEND.
Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
One of life's simple pleasures now is spending a Tuesday morning watching the world try to cope with how good Drake Maye and he Patriots are.
We get it, Jonas Brothers, you have a lot of famous friends!!!!!! Wish I knew this ahead of time tbh.
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