Chattanooga—RVA

Joined July 2011
(drops forklift certification card in front of hot girl) haha wooops sorry. accident. it's real btw
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Why’d you get rid of the Napoleon dynamite soundtrack you cowards @AppleMusic
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I will put a stink into a Disney hotel room that theyll never be able to get rid of
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It’s like I’m about to go 1v1 in the gulag the way I’m out here slinging rocks #imback
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So yeah, this is where the magic happens or whatever. I call this my bêd, the b is silent cause my sheets are always soft aha 🙊🙈🤯
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Jackson retweeted
me: fine. go ahead and tell them. pardon me for trying to liven this party up a bit guy who can prove I wasn’t in a puff daddy video: everyone can I have your attention
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Bro I know you didn’t move to Colorado, so where’s that Aspen?
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Hit Dat Lotion 2020
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Imagine it being called Steve’s Apple not Adams Apple.
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Mike Rowes dirtiest job yet.... California Governor.
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Thinking about something called boomer bandaids, but it’s just a box full of dirt.
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It’s a fun experience watching vucevic play basketball. Just so talented.
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This has got to be the most Melo possession in basketball history
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Dudes in the 2000’s used to sprinkle Akon on the beat like parsley
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Just let out a series of farts that sounded like the beginning of the song pony by genuwine
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