@JacksonHatcher4

why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

 he/him
Joined July 2019
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Rodney Dowbert Jr.
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clementine@clementineultra14 Oct 2025
Ocean’s Twelve on a hotel tv is a better cinematic experience than imax 70mm
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the feed knows
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how i’m moving after i get off work
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Not all who wander are lost but I sure as hell am
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doctor idk
@bigmonkeong18 May 2024
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTV10 May 2024
the simpsons gave this joke a full 2 minutes of its 21 minute run time because they knew it was just that good
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I'm just four awards away from an EGOT
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Leap Day is strange. I think we should just keep every year the same amount of days and call our losses
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The 12 days of Christmas but every day/gift is a trip to Arby's
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I'm at Benny's, where is he?
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why do old people smell that way
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Just got Whammed. Christmas is over
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I'm at goodwill where is he
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A: "it was a white reggae band" B: "that's called ska..."
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Hank Green
@hankgreen20 Nov 2023
Cisformers
It's a picture of the cars from the movie Cars.

ALT It's a picture of the cars from the movie Cars.

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one time i was in a hardee's drive thru and the person said "hi! welcome to hardee's" and didn't say anything else for a while.
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starting a band (fr this time)
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Hank Green
@hankgreen27 Aug 2023
Someone recently asked me to talk about “the science of astrology” and I legit didn’t know what to say. I try hard not to disparage people’s worldviews but I didn’t know how to say “there is no science of astrology” without sounding like I was belittling it.
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