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Voldemort: "Well Wormtail, Lucius... Tonight did not go as planned."
Wormtail: "M-Master-!"
Lucius: "I assure you-!"
Voldemort: "It seems the boy is pluckier than we thought! And Priori Incantatum... The mysteries of magic remain ever opaque. Dumbledore may have had a hand in that, or it was fate. Either way... Potter escaped. And Barty has been Kissed by a Dementor, so I have lost one of my greatest servants."
Wormtail: "Please, Master, don't-!"
Lucius: *cringe in fear*
Voldemort: "But... I am returned to my full power and I am immune to the protection cast by Potter's Muggleborn mother. And even better..."
Voldemort grinned.
Voldemort: "When I taunted Potter about his girlfriend Malfoy, he fought even harder and escaped! Ah, the power of true, young love. It's so amazing!"
Lucius: *twitch* "Yes, well..."
Voldemort: "Lucius! How could you reject their relationship?!"
Wormtail: *smug* "Yeah Lucius! How could you?"
Lucius: "Master, I am only acting as a proper father should. The fact that Harry Potter is your mortal enemy gives me more than enough pause to try and impede their relationship."
Voldemort: "Hmmmm... True. Their romance would be boring if there were no obstacles. You have served me well, Lucius."
Lucius: "Thank you Master!"
Wormtail: "But... But Master... Isn't it more interesting how they get on after their relationship is established?"
Voldemort: "Not without outside obstacles!"
Wormtail: "Aren't their different upbringings sufficient obstacles to keep the relationship interesting?!"
Voldemort: "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, WORMTAIL! YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE DRAMA GOING FROM MULTIPLE SOURCES! CRUCIO!"
Wormtail: "ARGH!"
Lucius allows himself a small sigh of relief.
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There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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Black parents when they tell you to look for something and you genuinely can’t find it but then they pull it right out of where you were looking
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those first couple days after finishing a piece of media that you were binging like crazy
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Black mothers when you ask them “are we leaving?” While they talk to a family member after saying that we was 30 minutes ago


















































