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These MFs gave Saitama the biggest upscale in history and he still lost 😭
IT'S TIME FOR A #DEATHBATTLE!!!!!🔥🔥🔥
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“The winner is Son Goku”
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every now and then araki will throw in a straight up star wars alien as a side character just to see if anyone will question it
This has to be the worst build I’ve ever seen MURDER your barber bro💔
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Are we not embarrassed
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Voldemort: "Well Wormtail, Lucius... Tonight did not go as planned." Wormtail: "M-Master-!" Lucius: "I assure you-!" Voldemort: "It seems the boy is pluckier than we thought! And Priori Incantatum... The mysteries of magic remain ever opaque. Dumbledore may have had a hand in that, or it was fate. Either way... Potter escaped. And Barty has been Kissed by a Dementor, so I have lost one of my greatest servants." Wormtail: "Please, Master, don't-!" Lucius: *cringe in fear* Voldemort: "But... I am returned to my full power and I am immune to the protection cast by Potter's Muggleborn mother. And even better..." Voldemort grinned. Voldemort: "When I taunted Potter about his girlfriend Malfoy, he fought even harder and escaped! Ah, the power of true, young love. It's so amazing!" Lucius: *twitch* "Yes, well..." Voldemort: "Lucius! How could you reject their relationship?!" Wormtail: *smug* "Yeah Lucius! How could you?" Lucius: "Master, I am only acting as a proper father should. The fact that Harry Potter is your mortal enemy gives me more than enough pause to try and impede their relationship." Voldemort: "Hmmmm... True. Their romance would be boring if there were no obstacles. You have served me well, Lucius." Lucius: "Thank you Master!" Wormtail: "But... But Master... Isn't it more interesting how they get on after their relationship is established?" Voldemort: "Not without outside obstacles!" Wormtail: "Aren't their different upbringings sufficient obstacles to keep the relationship interesting?!" Voldemort: "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, WORMTAIL! YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE DRAMA GOING FROM MULTIPLE SOURCES! CRUCIO!" Wormtail: "ARGH!" Lucius allows himself a small sigh of relief.
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Got banned at my cafeteria so I took off my glasses and the cafeteria worker didn’t recognize me
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Dragon Ball
This series has no depth! *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* Why am I so smart?
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There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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that damn smirk and pose
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Black people when your skin is dry
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Black parents when they tell you to look for something and you genuinely can’t find it but then they pull it right out of where you were looking
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When you cool with everybody
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those first couple days after finishing a piece of media that you were binging like crazy
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Black mothers when you ask them “are we leaving?” While they talk to a family member after saying that we was 30 minutes ago
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It’s always a fun time when a wrong number texts you
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Holy truth nuke
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my son ugly as fuck please make fun of him 🙏
going on a date with penny, do i look good
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