@JackXII12

Always tripping never falling.

 Ohio, USA
Joined March 2011
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary thanks to @JackXII12 !
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New personal best. Spit up on and peed on in the same day.
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March Madness bracket still good so far.
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3 days since my son has pee’d on me. 6 hours since he’s pee’d on himself.
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Turn up on this Monday
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I was cut deeply by an alpha male yesterday when he told me I’m trash at video games.
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Baby Jack on his way. ETA early February
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hamburger with extra pickles
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@ohfold11 Sep 2022
can we all stop pretending little caesar's pizza is bad
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my friends: “i’m not a hater but-” me: “don’t worry i am”
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You are on a diet and you have supportive friends
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when u was already in the shower but ur stomach hurting – at Lubbock, TX
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"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery
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One of these is not like the other 😂
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One truth that’s never been told is a man’s golf score.
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It’s watermelon day at the Oregon Zoo!!!
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It never gets easier, dude @foreplaypod            (Via ig:savandbo)
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why did this single scene rip all the hair off of my scalp
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