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Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!
Tax him all he has, then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and when he hollers;
Then tax him more, take all his dollars
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid...
Put these words Upon his tomb:
‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone, Do not relax,
It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!
#BudgetDay
Jack MB retweeted
Florian Wirtz created NINE open-play chances against Brentford… The most in a single PL game in the last six seasons 😳👏
A deserved assist to top it off 🤝
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Howard Webb on why Man City's Kovacic wasn't sent off vs Arsenal: "[ Ref Michael Oliver] doesn't want to have a negative impact on the game by overreacting."
2026: Liverpool's Ryan Gravenberch sent off (2nd yellow) by Chris Kavanagh after tackle on Doku.
Jack MB retweeted
Correct decision to award Ronald Araujo a yellow card for Marc Guehi deliberately using his hands to pick up the ball
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talkSPORT reporter Will Hobbs breaks down the potential consequences of Man City’s guilty verdicts, including potential expulsion from the Premier League.
"Obviously, all the successes will be tarnished."
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Send this to every Man City fan you know.
#115
Jack MB retweeted
This ref hasn't done himself any favours. The accusations aren't going away. Didn't want to look at that pen for Egypt at all
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“Arne’s Slot Machine Believe!” proclaims a banner front and centre of The Kop.
Contrary to what you are being told in certain quarters of this space, plenty remain behind Liverpool’s Head Coach
