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forgot i had this vid of corey from like 7 years ago
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If you could do it all over again… would you change a thing?
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Girl
•uncle separator
•flex
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•the finch
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•1963
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Boy
•kimberly
•annie
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•chicken sandwich man
•shona
•puzzle piece
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Things we need to normalize for men
-seeking the bag
-nazi zombies on hard mode
-doing triple backflips
-hard posting w/ the crew
-buying katanas
-replaying the silent cartographer 40x a day
-caniacs
-smoking the bong at age 2
-going beast mode
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four disastrous acts of judgment: sword, famine, wild beasts, and pestilence.
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I just shidded
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