Thought I just woke up in an alternate universe 😂 #dcfc
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Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"In fact JR Tolkien based the hobbits on people he knew in small town England. They're lovely people who liked to, you know, smoke their pipe. And have nice meals. And everything is pleasant. The hobbits in the shire"
"The reason they've been able to enjoy the shires is because hard men have protected them from the dangers of the world. But since they have no exposure to the dangers of the world, they don't realise they are there"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
There must be a alternate universe where Kane became a world class holding midfielder that scores occasional screamers
Harry Kane vs Borussia Dortmund (H)
best player in the world.
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It’s David McGoldrick’s world and we’re all just living in it! 👑
At 37 years old, Didzy continues to produce the goods. Just look at this composure and pass to set up Barnsley’s second goal yesterday 😮💨
Well #dcfc
🚨🏴 Archie Brown will inform clubs of his decision today.
AC Milan and Fenerbahçe have private jets in Bruxelles for Brown.
AC Milan have been in active talks for 10 days… while Fenerbahçe are set to match all financial requests from player side.
🎥🇮🇹 youtu.be/C2onq-dq6wc
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🚨🐏 Excl: Derby County are closing in on deal to sign 24 year old striker Patrick Agyemang from Charlotte FC.
Talks underway with player’s green light already in place.
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Derby County are delighted to announce the appointment of John Eustace as Head Coach.
The Rams' former midfielder has signed a contract which will run until the summer of 2028 and takes up his position with immediate effect. 🐏
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Derby have triggered the compensation clause in John Eustace’s contract (circa 500k) and are hopeful of talks soon. Eustace set to inform Blackburn of his desire to speak with Derby after official approach was made earlier today. As reported on Sat, Eustace is #1 target #dcfc
Excl: #dcfc are targeting John Eustace as new manager after the sacking of Paul Warne. Blackburn are expecting an official approach for Eustace, a former Derby midfielder. Also in this: analysis on Warne sacking & why Derby were left with no option. telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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⚪️⚫️🇳🇴 Derby County and Viking have agreed on a £4m transfer for Norway international Sondre Langås.
The 23 year old central defender will travel to England as personal terms are being negotiated.
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McAndrew gets the ball rolling in Nottingham.
Let’s go, lads!💪
🌳 0-0 🐏 [1’] #U18PL
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Today is #WorldSuicidePreventionDay.
We can all help to prevent suicide by starting the conversation and creating a culture of openness, understanding and support.
Remember, it is not always obvious when somebody needs help.
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Well @thekillers just did the coolest thing ever on stage as England won the semi final...
#ENGNED #ItsComingHome