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Pennsylvania, USA
Joined October 2013
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Just wanna get money & have a good time
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Why am I getting Teams messages from my corporate Monday - Friday 8:30-5PM EST job at 11:03PM?
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Worst thing you could ever be being from Philadelphia is joe as shit. Second worst thing is to be a nut.
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Brother stop whatever it is you are doing
cousins arent incest right?
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"Didnt go too crazy with the costume this year" and its the scariest shit Ive seen all week
Didn’t go too crazy with the costume this year but it was stilll pretty tuff Hanged out with my buds all night
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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How it feels when you give up on the Eagles and focus on substance abuse
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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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People are so funny who comes up with this stuff
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when i’m watching the gc argue and my pic from 2020 gets sent for no reason
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My girl went thru my phone now she packing my bags. I think we going to Miami that’s my favorite place
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I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Life comes at you fast
Traded a 1st round pick for him btw. At some points he’s going to have to make plays for this football team. Patience is running out.
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this worth getting broke up w and sued
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Gonna be a LONG Monday night
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BMW M4 Competition
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My wife’s theory is that White basketball players are at a disadvantage because all the shoe squeaks are really loud and disruptive, but to a black basketball player, they just sound like smoke alarm chirps (imperceptible). Thoughts?
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The prophecy is upon us. My boy is the Juan.
BREAKING: A baby was born with full facial hair this morning. This has never been seen before in the world
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2024 BMW M4 Comp X Drive
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Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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OnlyKlans
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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