If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/caroli…
googl.adultgalls.com/concepc… Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?
googl.adultgalls.com/mitchel… Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.
I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade bitly.xaijo.com/tania
Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? shorturl.xaijo.com/rebecca
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/antoni… I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them
At 26 Steven Spielberg made Jaws by himself. I'm 25 and still haven't made dinner by myself. shorturl.xaijo.com/ilene
shorturl.xaijo.com/lela Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle.
@J_Dog_Style is no more, I am now @JasonAppletoon which makes me sound less like a gay porn star.
Jason Appleton retweeted
Can't make the game or brave the cold? Swing by Banter afterwards to celebrate the win or drown some sorrows....
RT“@Rob_Hardie85: Off to Leeds tomorrow for some drinking, music, banter, mud and good times #Festival” woohooo!
all the idiot kids of London have decided to go and play 'Kidulthood', 'Adulthood','enter random gangster film here' #theyallthinktheremint
@Rob_Hardie85 Cant believe we live in a country with people who have the urge to do something like that.most are just kids.Future?#Helmets
Jason Appleton retweeted
I think Alan Pardew may be about as popular an appointment as Margaret Thatcher as president of the coal miners association.
@SkySports_Simon Not happy at all. It makes no sense whatsoever. He hasn't managed a team in the PL for 3 years. Thats some experience!