FWP ‘11, SUA ‘15. Just a dank disciple doing the Lord’s work

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2010
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me before opening my bank app in public.
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literally me in 2017-19 vs 2025-26 and it’s not even remotely funny
they took his fucking soul
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Me liking every pic and video of Meg The Stallion 😂
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Built my first @LEGO_Group set for what would’ve been my mom’s 71st birthday yesterday (10/18) and peace lilies were some of her favorite plants. This was so therapeutic….I understand it now 🤯
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Watching Megan walk down that runway GOOD LORD
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Needed this.
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Today would’ve been my moms 71st birthday, same bday as Da Coach, and the @ChicagoBears won. @CALEBcsw thank you for my making the first birthday without my mom special 🥹 she was definitely watching the game from a different seat 🐻⬇️
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Auntie been fine all my fucking life!!!!
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We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.
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💚💚💚
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When you high as hell but someone knocked on the door so you gotta lock in
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Black people when it's time for you to speak to some aunt or uncle that you've never met in your life
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TMZ: AOC tries Culver’s for the first time while campaigning in Michigan “My life has changed.”
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people just want healthcare
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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Linda Cardellini been fine my whole life
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Is it tomorrow yet?!
I turned iPhone Duo into a real-life notebook where you can type anywhere in your own handwriting or with one of 12 fonts I designed myself. Type or draw, then close it. The next time you open the book, it shows your most recent note or the one captured nearest to your current location. (Great for restaurant notes!) Available on launch day, hope to share more soon. DM me for a TestFlight.
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I turned iPhone Duo into a real-life notebook where you can type anywhere in your own handwriting or with one of 12 fonts I designed myself. Type or draw, then close it. The next time you open the book, it shows your most recent note or the one captured nearest to your current location. (Great for restaurant notes!) Available on launch day, hope to share more soon. DM me for a TestFlight.
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It’s literally black people’s senzu bean.
Black people when they got a stomach ache
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