@J_Chiemeke

Writer-Journalist | Lawyer | Marketing & Comms Guy | 📚: Dreaming Of Ways To Understand You | Words in @TheAfricaReport @welt @theipaper @JoburgReview + more

London, United Kingdom
Joined December 2009
Manopshere and Alpha Male podcast boys be like:
This is how people think Gym bros act😫🤧
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Congratulations @fatimahgimsay and crew.
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first feature as a director first world record attempt first world record broken thank you lagos, thank you Nigeria Alhamdullilah 🤍🇳🇬
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Ahead of Nollywood crime flick #BlackMarket's premiere (coupled with a Guinness World Record attempt at TBS Lagos) next Saturday, @fatimahgimsay links up with me to discuss directing, community cinema, infusing language in screenplays, & writing women. thebritishblacklist.co.uk/fa…
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Nice ragebait.
Will Smith is a more versatile actor than Denzel Washington. Denzel is the same everywhere.
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The many tweets of carpooling offers to #WatchBlackMarket validates this part of my interview. The people simply yearn to watch films together (and break a world record too but you get) ❤️🫶🏾
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Lol, passing off can be so funny ehn
damilare it shall never be with you 😭🙏 liar oshi, say na “loved globally”
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The QTs and replies are...interesting.
my mom just told me how her friend is in kirikiri She has been there since 2018 because she cut off her husbands penis😭😭😭
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♥️ romantic corded lace @SavageXFenty
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At least when she dies, you'd have no regrets, no what-could-have-beens. I hope this provides you clarity and some closure. Surely, by now you know the state of her mind and heart in relation to you.
Update: When I got to the hospital she was on a ventilator they were keeping her sedated for 24 hrs to get her blood Pressure under control. This morning they removed the breathing tube she immediately opened her eyes and pointed towards the door for me to get out
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Lol I’ve come to the conclusion that women only say this about men they don’t fancy or they don’t like talking to.
Babes would insist they're so bad at responding to their messages until it's a man that isn't texting them back.
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Delta State is falling back educationally, the young people have no manners, if you have a heart attack in any of these towns - you're certainly going to log out, there's no parks, no town councils - so nobody's really running anything...
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Abobi release statement, no dey form unlooking.
Say hello to Little Beast, another addition to @MedlockSQ's restaurant collection! 🍽️ The menu evolves with the seasons, reflecting the changing produce, flavours and stories each full moon brings and is open every day 8:00-20:00 (UK) 🌙 ℹ️ mancity.co/LittleBeast
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And that, dear friends, is what a #BlackMarket transaction looks like.
~ Some people probably got a lot of free “giveaway tickets” during the sale, only to resell them at higher prices to people who actually want the tickets now. 2k tickets are now going for much higher prices. Nigerians! 😭 #Blackmarket
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20 titles won on the pitch. (Should probably be 23 now, in any case.)
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glad to sha see y’all have no problem justifying horrible behavior when it’s “retaliatory”, no matter how extreme. it’ll come out in your final exam dw
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On this app, consequences for actions depends on the agenda of the day and the gender involved.
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Face has quite little to do with **it** sha.
“You have a face only a mother will love” but you slept with her not once not twice not thrice sef. Men dey pa mi 😂😂😂😂😂
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🎶Peace when trouble comes Jehovah sees Jehovah knows 🎵
What comes to your mind?
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The dangerous part of “Black people shouldn’t announce their wins” is that it quietly resurrects the logic of “know your place.” Black people have historically been punished for stepping outside the social/economic position racism assigned to them.
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