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Ultimate player, self-proclaimed music critic, home school drop out, professional smart ass, problem finder. In the same movie as @JimGaffigan.

Avonmizzle, ON
Joined December 2010
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i broke down Tony the Tiger putting on a frisbee clinic in the park
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Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...
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hey I have an idea for where we can get nine million dollars for the city schools
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I miss you guys
you can play animal crossing any way you want
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The Owl and the Man are quarantined together.
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I believe in the 10 second rule for typos in texts. If I text the proper spelling within ten seconds, I'm not a dumb-dumb.
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Sir, you're going to have to kill your dog before you come in here
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Peoples keep showing me these unearthed 'Reverse Cup' trophies from that Mario-C Pro-Am game saying they look like Homestar and now this is all I keep hearing in my head:
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At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
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"You're all mistakes, except @JVTWebster" - mammawebster
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The guy (or lady) who invented the 'dab' was ACTUALLY just sneezing into their sleeve HAS ANYONE MADE THAT JOKE I NEED TO KNOW.
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Hey @JustinTrudeau you better put your money where Gord's mouth is.
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Replying to @JVTWebster
.@JVTWebster I feel like I'm betraying Alice but I really have to vote Jeremiah on this one.
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Replying to @JVTWebster
@JVTWebster Our kids always fall asleep to Bulls on Parade.
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Poll: do you think the nug in the profile picture looks like @MarfaMcfly? Like for yes, Retweet for yes.
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Replying to @nataliejkd
@natalie_jacoba @JVTWebster "@nicklackeart: @JimGaffigan oh you mean like these? https://xitter.cf/t.co/HLyL4Zkhbn"
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Your alarm clock in 2031. from toothpastefordinner.com
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Been away from #NovaScotia only one year and they've changed the Provincial flag. @ Cole Harbour,… instagram.com/p/_mio3UTEDL/ – at Halifax, Nova Scotia