JTTallman

Can we stop pretending having kids is an accomplishment lol? Like oh wow, he had sex. Really doing the hard work to make society a better place. Also, how many children has he supported being separated from their parents?

Yeah, he clearly needs to store classified information in his resort bathroom to pass that check.

In three weeks, Victor will be telling us there’s a war on Christians/Christmas, by the way.

MAGA gets soundly rejected, and they think they are winning by installing a chief of staff who believes ICE should execute people, deport American citizens, and any other number of atrocities. I guess Benny is too busy with his twink(s), he missed how Latinos voted on Tuesday.

What do you mean my body fat percentage just reached the "fitness" category instead of "acceptable" range? Progress! Slow but steady!

They really just say the quiet part out loud. And Democrats like Jeffries are like "The American people don't want us to go after Republicans who blatantly violate the law."

My man, this is what we call an echo chamber.

You don't need a signature when you are...unemployed.

Voters: Hey, let's flip seven Senate seats to include Texas, South Carolina, and Kansas. We're fed up. Trump: Let's elevate a literal white supremacist to be Chief of Staff. That should do the trick!

I remember Bush and Obama losing Congress and realizing they had to change tactics. I hope this White House keeps this up because 2028 will be another terrible year for the GOP if they don't realize this doesn't work.

Does anybody want to tell him that executive orders easily cancel other executive orders?

So the voters of Alaska were intelligent enough to write in Murkowski but not intelligent enough to know the difference between somebody labeled incumbent Republican and the one that wasn't with the same name?

Almost as if people vote instead of land.

We now turn to the guy who is now an expert on the pulse of the American people after living in D.C. for like a month.

Confusing how I pay what I pay in premiums with my healthcare and still have to pay $100 for a CT scan. Insane.

I will say that last night still doesn't feel real.

Republicans not even gerrymandering effectively is the icing on the cake this election.

Why is Jake Tapper so annoying, on election nights in particular?

Happy Election Day, America. And remember:

Donald Trump, well known for staying on message and looking out for anybody but himself lol.