Just a nobody who occasionally replies to tweets.

Joined September 2011
#usopen Burns and Mitchell putting on the real show today! Playing some golf!!
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Gee. Why are they showing this Hatton shot on 7, for no apparent reason?
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The Cobbler retweeted
🌺 PGAPappas The Masters Giveaway 3 🌺 🔥 Club Champion x TaylorMade for Major Moments Putter Fitting and ANY Custom Built Putter You Want 👀 ✅ Repost ✅ Follow @PGAPappas and @clubchampmedia #ReleaseTheGnome pgapappas.blogspot.com/2026/…
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The Cobbler retweeted
🚨 #GIVEAWAY! 🚨 For our 2nd Giveaway of the Week, 4 golfers will win a custom-stamped Vokey SM11 wedge! To enter: ⛳ Like & Share Post + Must Follow @2ndSwingGolf ⛳ Comment Your Favorite Hole + Your Preferred Wedge Loft & Grind! ⛳ Tag your golf buddies in your comment! Good Luck! *Will draw 4 random winners among all entries. Entries close on April 12th. *2nd Swing Contest Rules Apply *Disclaimer: This giveaway is in no way affiliated with the Masters Golf Tournament or Augusta National Golf Club.
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The Cobbler retweeted
FIRST MAJOR GIVEAWAY x @TaylorMadeGolf 🍑 Want to win one of these limited-edition headcovers? Here's how ⬇️ 1⃣ Repost this with which headcover you'd pick - driver (pink), fairway (yellow), hybrid (white), mallet putter or blade putter 2⃣ Follow @PGATSS + @TaylorMadeGolf
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I got one of the famed 2026 gnomes this week at The Masters and I’ve decided to GIVE IT AWAY to one lucky follower! To be in the running, simply: ⛳️ Follow me AND @AGTGolfBooks ⛳️ Repost this post I’ll draw for a winner on Saturday evening at 7:00 pm CST. #TheMasters #AugustaNational
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Annual Masters Contest! Pick the winner. We will draw two winners from correct answers. Win a large 4 x 14 TourTurf or a 4 x 14 RollTech. Both amazing with a total value of $1700. Just Reply, Re-Post and Like. 20% off sitewide sale. Sim green below. BirdieBall.com
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The Cobbler retweeted
The unsung heroes at the Masters? That would be the Augusta National grounds crew. @TaylorMadeGolf’s Season Opener balls give a hat tip to those who keep the course looking pristine. If you want to win a dozen, simply RT and follow along. I’ll pick two winners on Friday.
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Can we not agree to eject these clowns yelling after every shot? #RocketClassic
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US open giveaway pt 1 My awesome partner @FootJoy and I are giving away these cool US open themed shoes! Whatever size you wear. Retweet, comment, must follow myself and footjoy to win.
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Masters Giveaway! Nothing crazy, just a couple golf shirts and some hats from the ANGC pro shop. (I know it’s super late but I’ve been busy 🤷🏻‍♂️) Only 1 winner and I’ll be picking today. I’ll throw in some of my stuff as well like the @Binary_Defense hat and @Titleist prov1X
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Is it just me or is the dumbass yelling after each shot worse than normal at #TruistChampionshipthan ??
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Let’s give away some Masters goodies this week. Just RT and be following along for the chance to win @bridgestonegolf’s Peach Reserve pack. — Dozen Tour B X Peach Reserve balls — Bucket hat — Rope hat — Peach Reserve towel
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LAST CHANCE! Masters contest! Two prize winners! A BirdieBall RollTech Indoor putting mat and a BirdieBall Tour Grade Outdoor green. Pick the winner. Prize winners will be picked with random drawing from all correct answers. Must re-post and follow to win. BirdieBall.com
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Hey @grok, based on my posts, what public figure do I most sound like?
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Love Justin Rose celebrating like he won the open on 18…on Friday! Would love a Rise/Lowry finish on Sunday! #TheOpenChampionship #teamrose #justinrose
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I leave on my trip tomorrow morning to @FA_Grand_Hotel in Cabo San Lucas. I've been trying for over a week to reach the concierge to arrange golf for our group. Virtually no response. Just a terrible experience. Do better.,
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Russell Wilson looks completely lost/confused. Time for a change…#DenverBroncos
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I didn’t turn into a zombie!!!!
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How is it that, in the year of our lord 2023, I can choose between 5-8 college games at any time on Saturday, but come Sunday, I’m stuck with one @NFL game per time slot (unless I pay extra)? Sucks for fans of out of market teams. #nfl
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