“jordan”

A man asks me do I speak Spanish. I say no. He proceeds to talk me down and ask me questions in….Spanish??

There’s never a reason to be at the airport in pjs. Get a fucking grip

And I think I’m confirming my bday plans.

Take me with you!!

Am I in 2021?

Yall should hear me smacking on this gum while I get shit done

I’m at the Macys Day Parade!!! Omg

I’m tore up!! My baby cousins getting into their top schools for college is just tew much

Finally tried my hand at a pumpkin pie simple syrup.

Me when someone tells me I have a southern accent

🤣 no fr

I’m in a team meeting and we can’t decide who’s taking slides 6&7 and you know where it went from there 🙄

Two coworkers have told me I look 25 on separate occasions

I grew up getting irritated when someone would copy me or imitate something I had going on in any way. Now I’m just happy to be so inspirational

Also, am I officially an east coast girly? I’m OT and I immediately hopped on public transit like whatever 😯