@JSonnero

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.

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Joined April 2011
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Mark Beef@ExpertsLieOct 6
"The Departed" is a pretty silly movie. Jack Nicholson gets worried about a cop in his crew. His crew is like 5 guys where 4 of them don't really speak English and one of them is brand new and just dropped out of the state police academy
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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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#beatCHAM
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Somebody put Goodfellas "shine box" dialogue over He-Man, and it's absolutely perfect 😅 (credit: IG Mylothecat)
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Nobody is better at one-take monologue with a piece of chalk than this actor #TwilightZoneMarathon
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Penguins chasing a butterfly 🥺
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“Well that makes the cheese a little more binding” is the greatest line of dialogue ever written #ToServeMan #TwilightZoneMarathon
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“Most of the important countries” 🔥 #TwilightZoneMarathon
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One of the great life experiences - wearing long pants #TwilightZoneMarathon
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Why did they cut short him drawing that awesome chalk door?? #twilightzonemarathon
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Kids in the 50s loved playing with their toy hobos and bagpipers #twilightzonemarathon
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How many time will I have seen Jon Cryer massage his butt by the time this marathon is over #twilightzonemarathon
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I thought for sure he was supposed to be Abraham Lincoln #twilightzonemarathon
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He was screwed when his parents named him Gart #twilightzonemarathon
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That is the coolest phone I’ve ever seen #twilightzonemarathon
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The moral of this story appears to be “Suck it, nerd” #twilightzonemarathon
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CHAM Week @OneNineBooks
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Who ever is raising Her, 100 stars! xitter.cf/SaudiaPlease/status/16…
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The slowest elevator of all time #TwilightZonemarathon
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