@JSchabl

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 Los Angeles / Toronto
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Joined January 2011
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27 years ago my dad called Mr Holland’s Opus “Mr Hobo’s Oboe” and since then I’ve thought about it at least twice a week.
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A new #PeaceOfChaos podcast 115 | I don't want to be appropriate w/ @JSchabl podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcas…

115 | Jon Schabl | i don't want to be appropriate

Podcast Episode · Peace of Chaos: a podcast by Matt Neal · 25 January 2024 · 1hr 3min

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If you like unfair rule-changes mid-game then you’ll LOVE playing with my cheating kids.
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Does the name @JENGA mean nothing to you animals?!?
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Friendly reminder: loving The Nightmare Before Christmas is not the same as having a personality.
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Well, I just hit the tip of my peen with the shower squeegee so now I have to cut off the whole hog.
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I bought the pumpkin and now we’re in love.
JON SCHABL@JSchabl25 Oct 2023
Great. Now I’m hard at this pumpkin patch.
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Great. Now I’m hard at this pumpkin patch.
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The Da Vinci Chode.
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(To the tune of the Muppet Babies theme song) 🎶 I’VE GOT SCABIES 🎶
I, for one, am looking forward to our new supreme twitter leader Elon and the hoards of sexy crypto-bot followers that are to come.
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It must be such a bummer to cover your Humvee in a matte-camo wrap only to realize it won’t make your daddy love you.
It still blows my mind that Edamame is short for Edward’s Mommy Got It Goin’ On.
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Oprah is good at everything except choosing fake doctors.
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This’ll show him.
The Guardian
@guardian26 Oct 2022
Kanye West wax figure removed from public view at Madame Tussauds theguardian.com/music/2022/o…

Kanye West wax figure removed from public view at Madame Tussauds

London museum moves figure of US rapper to archive room following recent antisemitic and anti-black remarks

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Joaquin Penis
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Might jump on this trend and throw roast beef at a statue.
Guardian Environment
@guardianeco23 Oct 2022
Climate activists throw mashed potatoes at Monet work in Germany theguardian.com/environment/…

Climate activists throw mashed potatoes at Monet work in Germany

Two protesters pelt painting with potatoes and glue their hands to wall at Museum Barberini in Potsdam

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Maybe kick a rotisserie chicken into the Statue Of David’s peen.
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DeSantis both sounds like brand of urinal and looks like someone I would piss on.
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News headlines in the 90s: Man walks dog through neighborhood News headlines now: UFO vapes vaccine cloud at Proud Boys rally. You won’t believe what happens next
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JON SCHABL retweeted
Jono Zalay@JonoZalay19 Oct 2022
When a nacho is too soggy, but you find a dry chip to save the day.
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