I am not always flip and sarcastic. Sometimes I have to sleep.

Long Beach, CA
Joined November 2010
Rob Noblin retweeted
Dear Netflix and other streaming platforms, why the hell is “continue watching” buried on the 4th or 5th row? Put it FIRST. i was watching the show 30 minutes ago, not 30 business days ago. Why am I searching for it like it’s lost media?
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are we calling Bear Alexander terrible things for this or do we only reserve that for USC players?
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This UCLA-Oregon game is EXACTLY why I have no more benefit of the doubt to give Lincoln Riley. Oregon *is* as beatable as they’ve been in years. USC got them at home, with a backup QB and found a way to lose. If you can’t win these games by Year 5, you just aren’t good enough.
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Rob Noblin retweeted
This is some SERIOUS spin. Did we forget about the billboards USC put up all over LA saying: The Time Is Now? USC fans have high expectations, sure, but in this case, the university’s leaders and Lincoln Riley himself have said they have the same expectations this season
USC fans need to temper their expectations
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Exactly. Lincoln Riley and USC tell us the national title window is open. That the time is now. And then we get told that WE are the problem for expecting SC to compete at the highest level. Blame is always passed along under Lincoln. 0 accountability.
Replying to @RyanKartje
It’s crazy how our media cycle works like this, man. Like, it’s so transparent what’s happening when the same influencers chime in just when a PR boost is needed
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Rob Noblin retweeted
People keep calling it a fear of technology when what I actually feel is exhaustion. I don’t need a tutorial to use a parking meter. I need companies to stop requiring an email, password, phone number, app download and verification code just to leave my car somewhere for 20 minutes.
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Rob Noblin retweeted
Funniest part: there was a window of time they could’ve agreed to give football and basketball players like $100,000 a year and non-rev sports some nominal salary and everybody would’ve happily signed on for that. The NCAA avoided solutions, fought for status quo, got fleeced.
NEWS: The @NCAA’s latest tax return shows it spent $63.5 million on legal fees in FY25, bringing 5-yr. spending to nearly $300 million. (@WSTrialLaw got $19.6M!) NCAA also spent $372.4M in FY25 legal settlements apart from House. More for @Sportico 👇 sportico.com/leagues/college…
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Rob Noblin retweeted
the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they'll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they're just always ready to party no matter what
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I’m not saying USC’s had some great defensive coordinators over the years - it certainly hasn’t - but the complaining about the DC every season overlooks the fact that the program hasn’t had the necessary talent on that side of the ball for a decade+. Doesn’t look different today
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But only "should have." They "can't" reverse the results, you know, the way they do if someone's stepdad is getting loans because he's married to a player's mom.
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Rob Noblin retweeted
I'm proposing a bill called The Protect College Football Fans From Ads For Campaigns In States They Aren't Voting In. The PCFFFAFCISTAVI for short. It has bipartisan support across my timeline.
The good news: fewer political ads during college football games about the PCSA as soon as Week 4. The bad news: more political ads about the Texas senate race during college football games as soon as week 4.
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Nah. And this was for a game ending after 11 pm.
USC attendance might actually be an issue...
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Rob Noblin retweeted
A punt return TD and a blocked punt in a little over of one half of football? Thank you, Mike Ekeler. Your impact is undeniable already.
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Rob Noblin retweeted
today's finance tip: accumulate a diversified portfolio of bonds.
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In our defense, we have no personal experience concerning what a game against an FCS opponent would be like.
Up 56-7 against an FCS opponent in the 4th quarter. The Southern Californian mind cannot comprehend this.
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Rob Noblin retweeted
We as a nation need to put aside our differences, come together, and force the networks to put every game in a different window when there are only three games to be played. No excuse to play two of today's games simultaneously. We can do so much better.
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Gary Patterson might be just what Lincoln needed. Not one of his buddies. Not some young hot shot who’s blowing up his agent to upgrade. Just a grizzled vet who knows what he’s doing and wants to coach ball
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Rob Noblin retweeted
Cal averaged 34,991 fans per game last year. USC averaged 67,783. It's been three days since the game... can we please move on to Week 1?
Cal HC Tosh Lupoi chimed in on USC's Week 1 crowd: "I don't mean this by any disrespect to anybody, but to turn on the TV ... to see that environment in Los Angeles ... that's disheartening to see ... I can guarantee you that's a completely different environment here."
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“There was no scheduling conflict”????? USC was getting their bye weeks messed up and had to start conference play early every year to accommodate a non-conference game during conference play. It was a scheduling nightmare.
Lincoln Riley's biggest win at SC so far was convincing (some of) their fans it's actually ND's fault. The game didn't *need* to be moved. There was no scheduling conflict. Riley/USC wanted to make life easier on themselves, ND didn't play along, and now a 100-year rivalry is on hiatus for 4 years.
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