Stoned samurai.

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2020
Time to burn down the old temple. Starting a new phase of my digital self. An ongoing thread of self improvement. Each new consecutive day is a new intention in an attempt to become a better version of myself. Intention Dedication Day 1: Focusing on humility today.Luv to all
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My beautiful nephew and niece sent me a video showing me their blade haul and the fact the thought of their old Uncle Jhondo made me cry like a baby 😭 These two are getting married next month and the world is a better place for having young folks like this in it ❤️🔥
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1 teen at a haunted house. 1 at a football game. 2 at college. 1 at work ☺️ this feels weird. Full week of work in the books. I’ve earned my relaxation. Good music, shitty coffee, and mid weed. Cheers fuckers ❤️👊 we are alive 🔥I love you
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Raising my gentlemen to be soft hearted and thick skinned, but my men have taught me far more than I could’ve ever taught them 🥺
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My dad and I in 1996. I was 16 My son and I in 2026. He is 16 😄
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My girls visited from college and wanted to hit the city. I found the weed cafe thingie, tipped the guy nicely and told him to make me the strongest fucking weed coffee he can muster. I had a blast stumbling around the Harry Potter store and walking the streets with my besties!
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Today marks my 26th year as a union plasterer/cement mason. Walked onto the jobsite right outta high school and starting slinging mud ☺️
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Cheers fuckers ❤️ Passing in a Swisher mini blunt, 150 mg of edibles, and some black coffee. Hope my friends are doing well tonight. Don’t let the bullshit distort your reality and stay sane out there, yall. Together we rise ❤️ love to all
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She loves me 🥹 she seen a taco truck at college and thought of dad 😭❤️
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New Buffalo, MI Dispensary Haul 🔥 10,000 mg of edibles, a pack of blunts, and 2 vapes for $130. Should get me to Christmas 😃
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Getting my boy styled up and ready to turn some heads and cut some rug on the dance floor 🔥🙌 Doesn’t he look handsome, yall?!
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The pain of having my twins leave for college a few weeks back has been fucking terrible 😭 but they do FaceTime me every single night and that has been a band-aid. Maybe they really do miss me too 🥹 it hurts hard though. Really hard, but I’m happy to see them thriving.
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My bestie got me this hoodie (the only article of clothing I have with words or print). I wore it in public and got 3 compliments on it 😄 I asked the young folk if I’m too old to wear it and they all said “fuck no” So there… ☺️
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Feliz viernes de mi hermano Chuy y yo. Feliz de estar trabajando otra vez con mi hermano. Daría la vida por este hombre. 🥹😃🔥❤️☺️
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Farming aura, midnight ice cream, and exploring a new town with my besties last night ☺️🥹 They introduced me to Tyler the Creator and I showed them A Tribe Called Quest 🔥 Excited to adventure tonight! (Pops gummy) 🥹
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My girls are home from college for the weekend and there’s a bird in the mirror again 🥹😭 she’s been drawing this bird in the steam since she was 2 and I’ve seen it everyday for 17 years. House felt empty without it. Waking up to this just felt right again 🥹❤️
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Good morning all ❤️ Passing in a morning blunt and coffee. It’s gonna be sweat, blood, and ash today! We’re alive! Let’s fuck it up good today 🔥
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Hot takes with Jhondo Vol 1: This new concept of being happy and stress/pain free everyday of life is brand new. Life just a mere 100 years ago was terrible. You ain’t getting a fruit in January, kids had jobs, maybe one toy, and suffering was an everyday thing for all humans. Everyone labored their asses off. Being happy every single day and never feeling sadness is not and never has been a normal part of being human. Maybe you had one hour of happiness a month. Adversity is your best fucking friend. So is stress. So is sweat. Oh yeah… and a man should never ever ask for his cashapp to be blessed. Grab a shovel and dig ditches, you fucking pussy ass bum. You’re not at all embarrassed? Fuck man… That felt nice to rant ☺️ I really do love you crazy fucks ❤️
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