I come here to giggle
Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2011
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John Paul Napleton retweeted
Kylie Minogue in San Andreas and her last words being “Get Outta My Way” 😂😂😂😂
John Paul Napleton retweeted
Kelly Clarkson army rise up!
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
John Paul Napleton retweeted
Gagging
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
John Paul Napleton retweeted
At the farmers market they give you as many carrot tops as you want for free, and this is a great deal if you are a rabbit
John Paul Napleton retweeted
Kelela nyc attendees tn:
- Electrolit and granola bar 1 hr before entry REQUIRED
- Deodorant WITH aluminum only
- NO first time anything (weed, baggies, etc)
- Sing ONLY if you were in choir at one point in your life at a maximum of 40-50db
- Dpmo.
John Paul Napleton retweeted
blow the house up atp
John Paul Napleton retweeted
I rly love how he forces these hack reporters to contend with how vapid and moronic their questions are
REPORTER: “Why does Mike Rogers have to answer for Trump and you don’t have to answer for Hasan Piker?” 🤡
@AbdulElSayed: “Is that a serious question? Donald Trump is the president of the United States.”
John Paul Napleton retweeted
Okay but this actually makes me so happy to see them so many years later both making songs that are…so much better than that one LOL
John Paul Napleton retweeted
Sharon Stone in Catwoman 😭 The way she fell out that skyscraper window like somebody threw a rag doll off the roof will NEVER not take me out, how Halle Berry just looks at her. 🤣
John Paul Napleton retweeted
Someone puked and two people fainted in the span of 5 mins at the Kelela show
