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Joined August 2009
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This is a message I’d sure love to hear from the K-State athletics department and football program
UNC's point deficit is officially larger than Belichick's girlfriend's age. #tcufootball #UNCFootball
It's mid-August. The Royals are firmly entrenched in a playoff race. The Cats are odds-on favorites to play for a Big 12 title. The Chiefs are on the brink of a Super Bowl 3-peat.
I was unaware these things were all allowed to happen at once.
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For the second time in my life, I was just recognized by a @QuikTrip employee outside of QuikTrip. I'm becoming the gas station version of Norm from Cheers.
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Want to feel a little better about yourself today? I just got a leg cramp while watching Olympic gymnastics from my recliner.
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Crab rangoon taquitos. Lemme know when I can start collecting my royalties, @QuikTrip.
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I just got a canned marketing email written in Comic Sans. It gave me a huge urge to log into AIM and update my away message.
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Guys, I just want one K-State natty in anything. Even an appearance. Meanwhile, Clemson or Bama now gets to trip over their pile of football trophies and fall into a Final Four. Hate.
If this results in an in-stadium roller grill, my head might explode.
QuikTrip and the Kansas City Royals are teaming up to improve youth literacy in Major League Baseball’s first and only jersey partnership built around investing in the community.
ALT A graphic with cutout photos of Brady Singer (left), Vinnie Pasquantino (middle), and Cole Ragans (right) in their Royals uniforms smiling, with a QuikTrip logo patch on a sleeve. Text on the graphic, underneath a Royals logo and a QuikTrip logo, reads: "This unique partnership with QuikTrip allows us to combine our off-field efforts with our on-field presence to help our community and increase literacy rates throughout the region."- Sarah Tourville, Royals Executive Vice President and Chief Commercial and Community Impact Officer
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I love when you drive someone else's car and they explain car's insanely specific quirks as you're about to drive off.
"Oh, if you take a left turn too sharp, the radio will only play in Chinese and the airbags will deploy. Just turn on the windshield wipers and that'll fix it!"
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If the #Chiefs just didn't play next season, the Bills could go undefeated and win the Super Bowl and STILL not catch them.
I've been in disbelief this entire postseason. Still am.
In other news, I can't wait to watch Travis Kelce try to juggle three Lombardi trophies on the parade stage this week. Love ya, #Chiefs
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Another dad at my kid's swimming lessons is wearing a #Chiefs Super Bowl hat. The fact that I had to actually check WHICH Super Bowl patch is both hilarious and awesome. What a time to be a Chiefs fan.
#ChiefsKingdom
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(Cut to Andy Reid throwing the Lamar Hunt trophy on the pile of other Lamar Hunt trophies in the backseat of his car.) #ChiefsKingdom
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Super Bowls not included, how would you rank the #Chiefs playoff wins in the Mahomes era? #ChiefsKingdom
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