Dad, Comedian, Booker for House of Comedy BC, Creator of Justin Nichol’s Comedy Brawl
Vancouver B.C.
Joined September 2014
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100 percent there’s been a meeting at the WNBA where someone asked if there’s such thing as a dildo detector.
Pretty cocky of Canada to send their sledge hockey team to the world juniors this year. #WorldJuniors2024
Justin Trudeau bragging about the GST tax break is like me putting together an IKEA bookshelf while my entire house is on fire. #Trudont
Man, my kids back to school supplies are getting a bit out of hand and it feels like I’m buying the teachers supplies too now.
4 Dry erase markers? 3 large glue sticks? Seems like a lot. Box of Kleenex? Thats a first. Mickey of Jim Beam whiskey? WTF?
Parenting is wild. One minute you’re like “I would k!!ll for these kids. The next minute you’re like “I’m gonna k!!ll these fucking kids!”
The WNBA is a wild league. The players are so threatened by Caitlin Clark that they (and the race baiting media) are trying to pretend rebounds are the most important stat in basketball now. Nice try @WNBA
Imagine being one of those bros carrying a narcan kit on you, you see someone on a park bench, you rush over and apply the narcan and before they regain consciousness you’re already posting about how you saved a life but really all you did was ruin the best nap of someone’s life.
Who do you think is going to win the presidential debate tonight? Donald Trump? Or the guy pretending to be Joe Biden?
#PresidentialDebate
This Tuesday with @Jeremy_Baker and @DoubleJTrivia we begin our journey to trivia greatness at the Tap house in Guildford. Elevating pub trivia to another level of entertainment. 7pm.
Got in trouble playing hide and seek with my 5 and 3 year old. Wife called and said it was cheating to hide in my car three blocks away with a bag of chips watching the college football finals
