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Experienced Financial Executive

Minneapolis, MN
Joined October 2013
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They thought they had me 👀
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No one knows how to play this asshole like @BarackObama does. No one. 😂😂😂😂😂
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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Dan Rather Here is my message to every eligible voter, whatever your political affiliation: If this worn and battered old journalist at age 94 can get to the polls, then surely so can you.
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The scariest video you'll watch this Halloween... 👀
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This is actually really funny and I love to laugh. 🤣🤣🤣
He told the MAGA Nazi jerk to eat a dick up till he hiccups.🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏
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Obama Said so much truth in 3 minutes that no western media was saying and no indian media ever said in its life. This video may also be taken down by Elon Musk so watch and save
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Juliet, could you make a ringtone for us out of the enhanced version? Thx much
A protester yelled "Shove that ballroom up your fat ass" to Trump at his rally in Mississippi on Monday night. This clip contains two versions of the moment. The first is how it aired on a livestream. In the second I increased the audio for that moment.
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“Trump seems very focused on home renovations. What’s up with the gold? He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory.” Obama remains undefeated.
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Sometimes you just have to make it clear.😜🤣
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Holy shitballs this is perfection! 👌🏼😱
Woody Harrelson has done an ad for Exxon. New Exxon El Nino Commercial Written by Adam McKay @mr.ghostpanther Voiced by Woody Harrelson @woodyharrelson Produced by Yellow Dot Studios Edited by Max Koepke of @lostplanetpost Stock Footage licensing by Stalkr Music licensing APM
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John Morris retweeted
When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan whether he was a socialist, Sagan offered an answer that captures the true meaning of a civilized society.
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Investigate the shit out of this asshole.
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If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man
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JD Vance just said that ''America isn't obligated to stand by Ukraine because they aren't in a formal alliance.'' Dear JD. Vance, Look up ''Budapest Memorandum 1994.'' You are welcome.
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