Joined April 2008
JMStone79 retweeted
if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and i see your tesla loudly flip in the air and destroy my serenity, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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JMStone79 retweeted
Dear men and boys, If your friends tell you they're gang raping someone, call the fucking police.
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File under: things I forgot I had... @CatherinVaritek
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JMStone79 retweeted
Shuts down laptop: “Yeah, I’ve had enough internet for today.” Immediately picks up phone: “Anyway, let’s see what the smaller internet is up to.”
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Boston PD could never
Everybody!! Elmo just went down the slide at the playground!!! 🛝
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maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos
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Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
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seaport is the dubai of massachusetts.
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Lol what – at Medford, MA
BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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I think one of my favorite things to do is spend 40 bucks on a vinyl record I'll never play and then an additional 13 dollars to download the same album so I can actually listen to it. – at Wakefield, MA
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Cora fired, Celtics and Bruins first-round exits...somehow Mike Vrabel had the BEST week of big 4 Boston coaches?
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This is 100% true...I asked me Google speaker to play @USAquarium while I was cooking dinner and it started a playlist and then played a @DukesMayonnaise commercial. – at Wakefield, MA
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JMStone79 retweeted
Israel is now doing to Lebanon what it did, and is doing, to Gaza. War crimes every single day.
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Can’t believe I’m paying over $4 a gallon for gas because the president is a pedophile
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In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️
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JMStone79 retweeted
name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs
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I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center
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If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.
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